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Exlax Laxative Prank Revenge

What is Exlax?

exlax stimulant laxative extra strength

Exlax is a brand of laxative drug known as a “stimulant laxative”. Main uses of this product are for constipation, or in other words – when you really need to poo but can’t. The active ingredient is called Sennosides, derived from Senna Leaves. It works by stimulating and irritating the intestines, causes contractions and eventually expulsion of the poo. There are certainly other types of laxatives, but this is the one we recommend. It comes in pill form, which you can crush up. Here’s the thing, you can use this product for other nefarious ventures as well.

There are also other laxatives out there, such as Magnesium Citrate, which are meant to literally “evacuate the colon prior to surgery.” The choice is yours for what you want to use. What’s good about Magnesium Citrate is that it can come in liquid form in a variety of flavors, from cherry, blueberry, grape, lemon, and strawberry. This is far better if you wish to add to an already favored beverage your nemesis desires, like soda or koolaid.

Also, we’d recommend getting the powder, since it is much simpler to add to your dry mix of ingredients.

To prepare for this revenge prank, first you have to find out what your mark enjoys to eat and/or drink. If it’s a close friend or relative, this should be relatively simple. If you can add this in their favorite meal such as cookies, ice cream, or bake into brownies, it will be far more simple for you to get the ‘medicine’ working in their system.

If you opted for Exlax, be sure to crush the pills into a powder to mix with food, or if you’ve already purchased the powder, you’ll be good to go. Magnesium citrate is great in juice, which we’d go that route if you wanted to mix up some Koolaid.

Laxative Prank Recipes

Here’s some recipes to try and add your naughty product to.

I. Oatmeal Exlax Cookies:

These are the cookies made in Furious Pete’s video below.

oatmeal cookie exlax mix

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Mix the butter and eggs. Line baking pan with cookie sheet. Add the dry mix (with laxative) to the butter and egg mixture, mix thoroughly. Use a rounded spoon or melon baller to scoop mix onto pan. Cook for 12 minutes, until outsides are golden brown. Take out of the oven, and let cool for 5 minutes before handing over to your enemy!

II. Chocolate Laxative Brownies:

dark chocolate laxative brownies

Note: The chocolate exlax would be perfect for this prank.

To make these exlax brownies, all you’ll need is the brownie mix, a quarter cup of water, a half a cup of vegetable oil, one egg, and of course the chocolate exlax. Preheat your oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Mix all the wet ingredients in a bowl, and then incorporate the brownie mix & exlax into the wet mix. Spray the cooking pan, and place the mixture inside. Cook for about 40-45 minutes, or until you can stick a knife into the brownie and it comes out clean. Set to cool, cut, and get your mark!

A word of caution:

Misusing laxatives can cause ruined colons in the long run, and can cause extreme discomfort. Laxative abuse is a real thing, so be sure to not pull this prank more than once a month on your mark. Hopefully once will be more than enough. Other side affects include cramping, lightheadedness, and nausea, but I mean.. you’re basically giving them diarrhea. While we haven’t heard of any serious injuries from using these as pranks, we’d recommend not doing them. Now that this disclaimer is out of the way, on to the best part. Seeing it in action!!!

And of course, here’s some awesome videos:

Watch John prank Nikki with laxative ice cream and kool aid.

Watch Furious Pete use laxative powder on his girlfriend.

K2 Unlimited Content – SEO Tips & Tricks Spam

We’re a prank and revenge site. We care about bringing high quality articles based on products and pranks to pull on family, friends, coworkers, neighbors and roommates. We routinely get spam comments on our articles, which is why we moderate them. Today, we got something different.

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Captured in the above screengrab is just a few of the comments our website has received. Let me tell you blog owners and webmasters of the world wide web, this is NOT something you want to be associated with. If they are spamming you with comments, do you think they are the authority on the subject? I think not.

I decided to Google the K2 Unlimited Content string, and this is what I found:

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I decided to check out their link, and see what it was about. The link is about “never paying for content ever again.” What does that even mean? Basically, what they are doing is they wrote an article and are acting as an affiliate for some program known as WordAI. Well, let’s see what WordAI is..

What is WordAI

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So, WordAI is an article spinner. What is an article spinner? It’s just a way to take something already written, and use an algorithm to match like to like words to create ‘new and unique content’. You might even see some comment spam which uses a word spinner to create unique comments!

I’m sorry. Just no. Our content is high quality and we would NEVER spin articles. It comes solely from the mind of our writers, and is displayed for your viewing pleasure. We would never use this ‘article spinner’ to make clearly unreadable articles. Hell, Google doesn’t even like that sort of stuff. It’s SPAM and we HATE spam.

You think that Google’s algorithm isn’t intelligent enough to notice these spam articles? Maybe not now, but I guarantee you in the coming years it will be plainly obvious to our search overlords what is spam and what isn’t. Stay far away from this K2 spammer, and you will be better off in the long run.

We normally don’t write articles about this sort of thing, but our team got pissed off enough to do something about it. Our goal with this article is that it will assist others who might be duped by these shady practices. We aim to provide the best resource for those who want to get revenge, so this is all you will hear about it from our end (maybe, or maybe we’ll update with some juicy stories!) – but we hope that we are achieving that aim by writing this article. Back to your regularly scheduled programming (and prank and revenge articles!).