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A Different Kinder Surprise – The Chocolate Dipped Easter Egg Prank

Chocolate covered eggs are an Easter Style delicacy around the world, ranging from the German “illegal in the United States” Kinder Surprise to the famous Cadbury egg – these dipped confections are an edible delight to children as well as adults each holiday season. What better than to prepare a sly ‘surprise’, but instead of a toy like the Kinder variety, you have something more sinister lurking under that delicious shell? Introducing our take on the Chocolate Dipped Egg Prank.

You know those Cadbury Creme Eggs? They are a chocolate covered, creamy filled center candy confection most commonly consumed around Easter? They sort of look like this:

Yellow and blue chocolate covered egg

Gooey & Ooey throughout, or so your victim will think

Well, we are going to take one of these chocolate dipped candies and completely defile it with something horrendous.

How To Make the Chocolate Covered Easter Egg Prank

This article is going to dive into how to turn a raw or hard-boiled egg into something that will mimic the Creme or Chocolate eggs you can buy around Easter time. As we’re publishing this article, this season is right around the corner. We guarantee you the Easter Bunny will be labelled a horrible prankster after you successfully pull this off.

What Ingredients You Need

The Chocolate Dipped Egg Prank is actually relatively simple to set up. You need to grab these ingredients and supplies before you begin:

1) Gloves (optional):

Gloves are used to clean up.

We apologize for this disgusting photo, it was the only one we had.

Gloves are not really necessary to complete this, but it definitely does help to keep things sanitary and stop you from getting dirty while making this disgusting candy to prank someone with.

2) Eggs:

Perfect Egg recipes

Eggs are very versatile, and mischievous.

Raw or Hard-boiled – your choice. We chose to do the raw egg for greatest effect, but you can opt for a hard-boiled one, so as to reduce the chances of your victim getting Salmonella poisoning. I mean, if you really want to hit them where it hurts, go for raw.

3) Chocolate:

Chocolate melting wafers

Delicious yummy chocolate

This variety is probably the best, in our opinion. It melts easy, has a wonderful sheen and final coat of the pranked egg.

4) Stove:

 

Stove style hot plate

This is a hot plate, and works just as well.

You’ll use your stove to heat up the two pots, also known as a double boiler which you’ll see below. Above is a ‘hot plate’ which is similar, but more compact.

5) Double Boiler:

Double boilers

Two pots on top of each other, same size!

A double boiler allows chocolate to heat up slowly to a set point and not burn. There’s a lot of sciency stuff behind it, but the basic component is a pot of boiling water underneath a mixing bowl. The water heats up only to 212 degrees Fahrenheit, which is it’s boiling point. The steam then heats up the mixing bowl which will hold your chocolate used to coat the egg.

6) Tongs:

red colored tongs

Like crab claws

The tongs will allow you to coat the egg effortlessly in the double boiler, without hurting yourself.

7) Wax Paper:

Logan wrap brand wax paper.

Any brand of wax paper will do.

For placing the eggs on after coated, prior to sticking them in the fridge to solidify.

8) Festive Foil or Cadbury Creme Eggs:

Cadbury Frozen Eggs

What sinister thing could be lurking underneath?

Foil works wonders if you get a variety in blue, however just using old and carefully removed authentic chocolate covered eggs that you rewrap can work wonders as well.

9) A Serving Plate:

 

festive plate for fiesta.

Pretty sure this isn’t an Easter style plate.

Not needed, but adding presentation allows you to execute this dastardly deed onto your expecting target. Preparation is 80% of the battle.

Making the Easter Egg Prank

The process is relatively simple and straightforward. You’ll want to gather your supplies from earlier on your workstation, and get ready to get dirty.

Step 1:

Take an egg or two out of the fridge and allow to warm up to room temperature for about an hour or so. This will allow it not to build up condensation on the outside of the shell when you immerse it into chocolate later.

Step 2:

Put your pot of water onto the stove, and heat it up over medium-high heat. Place the large mixing bowl on top of the water, in effect creating your double boiler.

Step 3:

Pour the chocolate wafers into the double-boiler, until fully melted.

Step 4:

Place your egg into the melted chocolate with the tongs. Fully coat all sides. You may want to repeat this process 2-3 times, resulting in an evenly coated chocolate egg shell.

Step 5:

Lay onto wax paper, and then place into the refrigerator for 30 minutes to an hour, or until hard.

Step 6:

Wrap in your foil of choice, and prepare your prank to get your victim!

How to pull off the Prank!

What are you to do with it when once you’ve made it?? Here are a few ways to have this prank go down.

I. You can have an eating contest:

One especially naughty trick is to only make one nasty egg, and have a “who can eat a chocolate egg the fastest contest”. Let your mark scream in agony as they crunch down on the slimy insides of the egg.

II. You can leave it to be found:

Just leave it on the table with other treats. Easy enough, right?

III. Make it Spicy!

Add in some capsaicin for double the torture. Place it in with the melted chocolate prior to dipping!

IV. Just plain give it to them!

Most people will gladly accept a candy treat, especially around the holiday seasons. Place it on top of undesirable or less-desirable choices for better chance of them choosing it. If asked, play it off nonchalantly like it’s nothing, and you’re offering the last one to them. Don’t forget to film it!

What other thoughts do you have? Please comment below!

Annoyatron Prank Review

The Annoyatron Prank

annoy-a-tron

As the name implies, this little device will annoy the heck out of your unsuspecting victims.

Imagine this:

You hear it.. “BEEP!” – 10 minutes later, that same buzzing noise happens again.. “BEEP!”. Dang, your mind thinks, “I need to find that thing.” You set off on a frantic search for this annoying beeping, which is seemingly going off in random intervals. The anticipation of the sound soon enters your mind, and the it kills you. It will go off in 5 minutes, then 8, then 3. Each time, almost impossible to place where the source is located. Soon your room or office is a disheveled mess, and any passerby would instantly recognize the crazed look on your face. The sharknado passed through here, and the murder scene is evident. It will drive everyone crazy. Searching and waiting will eat you alive, since the sound is almost impossible to pinpoint.

This ‘annoyatron’ device is AMAZINGLY small, and comes with it’s own battery to last for weeks on end of hilarious fun. You might get annoyed pranking your coworker, boss, neighbor, or roommate – but hold out, because the results of it are worth it.

Best places to hide an Annoyatron

We found that the best places to hide it are underneath desks, in drawers, in teddy bears, and multiple other places that are difficult to get to or search. Hide it in the dorm room of your enemy, behind their desk or under their bed. Have a coworker that is driving you crazy? Use it to drive the berserk as they fiendishly and helplessly search everywhere for the annoying beeping around them. Hide in conference rooms, bathrooms, and bedrooms. Since it is very difficult to pinpoint, using tape and placing it in a hard to reach place will most likely yield the best results.

In one video, a coworker hilariously taped his cubemate (probably to cause some sort of distraction of the cube-monkey life) as he almost ripped out his hair by searching for the device. To admit to his guilt, he finally showed in a tell all video where the device was hidden. The coworker who was being pranked definitely had a smile on his face, as he set out to find that little electronic terror device. It was conveniently well hidden, placed in the end of a file cabinet. The only way to find it was to remove the whole cabinet, and find it lodged in the back. Such an excellent spot, and one we recommend as well.

You can even get a hidden camera to record as well, so you can post it on YouTube and forever make fun of your pranked frenemy. That’s exactly what this guy did:

Here’s a link to a similar video, this time placed behind the monitors. Sorry for the potato like quality of the recording.

Check out another video here of people getting annoyed frantically searching for it:

We also wanted to reach out to first hand testimonials. If you have one you’d like to contribute, please contact us or leave a comment below!

Also, you can get your own Annoyatron device here (for around $13 + S/H!

Style Screamer Prank Review & Ideas

So we had this video forwarded over to us, and were asked what we would do with something like this. I have to admit, after watching the video below the fold, let us know your thoughts on what YOU think is a good revenge prank to do with the “Style Screamer Panic Alarm”

In the video, you’ll see an infomercial for a product known as the Style Screamer. What is this style screamer? Best guess is it is a personal alarm used to “effectively” scare off would be assaulters. Yes, the quotation marks around “effectively” were put there on purpose. For this panic alarm, it works well because most car alarms are usually ignored. I know that when I hear my neighbors go off all wee hours of the night, I want to send them a note like this:

Anyways, back to the device – 130 decibels is a pretty damn loud sounding alarm. To put that in perspective, that heavy breathing you hear from your overweight, middle-aged coworker is probably 20 decibels. An indoor conversation? Maybe 40 decibels. A Vacuum cleaner is about 70 decibels, the baseline of “annoying” loudness. Garbage disposal/Food blender/Train passing by? 80 decibels. Jack hammer or motorcycle engine? Now you’re reaching about 100 decibels. At 120 decibels, it begins to get painful. In fact, that’s similar loudness to what a chainsaw can produce. Oh, and it’s 32 times as loud as a Vacuum cleaner. Bam, now you’re at 130 Decibels. Get it? It’s LOUD.

I’m not EVEN going to mention the “style” aspect of it – but, that scream is absolutely ridiculous! Now I don’t know if it will ward off a want-to-be attacker from you, but it will certainly cause heads to turn in the direction when that little bad boy is set off. So, what use can we have of a super loud screaming device?

Prank Ideas for the Style Screamer

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The first one is a twist on the bucket and door prank we call..

1) So nice of you to drop in and SCREAM prank

To set this up, first get something like this head:

and put up over the door of an unsuspecting victim like the water bucket over door prank:

image courtesy Instructables

All you do is attach the ripping-off end of the panic alarm to the wall with a thumbtack. The other end (that makes the sound), get’s stuffed in the head. When they open the door, the force of gravity will pull the pin, dropping a screaming head on your victim! Don’t forget to video tape the reaction for us!

2) The “Oh No, What Have I Done!” Scream prank

Buy one one these baby dolls or teddy bears:


Stuff the screamer in it’s clothing, or tape it to the outside of the baby/teddy bear. Dress it up as you like. We recommend wrapping it up in a cloth sheet.

In action? You can either put it on top of your car and go for a ride, or throw it out of an apartment window. The look on peoples faces.. priceless!

3) Other (simple) pranks to do

  • Attach it to your victim’s pillow. This is to hit them when they have their defenses down, trying to go to sleep – it will shock them senseless!
  • You could place the screamer onto someone’s seat at the theater. The unsuspecting mark will hopefully sit with drink and popcorn in hand, wanting just to watch a good movie that night. NOPE! Panic alarm
  • Thrown out an elevator shaft of a tall building, you’ll have maintenance workers and people in the lobby very, very confused.
  • Place it outside your target’s window, and attach it much like you would on the bucket prank. It helps if it’s a warm season, our you live in a warm place. When your nemesis open’s their window – BAM – panic should set in.

Now, If you just want to use a super loud “panic alarm” – these two might work:

130 dB Personal Rape Emergency Alarm

140dB Personal Panic or Emergency Alarm Keychain

Happy pranking! Feel free to leave us comments on your thoughts and ideas, and as always “Living well is the best revenge, for everything else there’s How To: Revenge”

Prank Boxes – Sending not so discreet revenge packages

By popular demand, we’re blogging about some of our prank boxes that you can send to your enemies. These things are great, from hiding your ‘TRUE’ gift, these gag gifts look like they contain things like “Large Family Blankeez” or “A Pet Petter” for the lazy asshole in us all. Your victim will get a surprise when they open these! Surprisingly too, they are affordable to the general population! Priced under $10.00, they are the perfect “gift-wrapping” to make someone’s face drop. Couple this with things like revenge letters for a hilariously good payback prank.

Prank Packs

You know, even if you don’t want to buy one of these ones – there is also the ability to make your own. There can easily be done by just grabbing a blank cardboard box, slap on images of dildos or a fleshlight plastered all over the sides. Anything that most people like to purchase “discreetly”. If you know they have bladder problems, then things like adult diapers works well too. We suggest that you Google around for those images, and just use a printer to make a few copies and words in BOLD type. Add tape to the package, and Voila! You have the perfect homemade revenge package to drop off or send to your nemesis.

Send them that gift filled with something like ladybugs or a revenge letter. It’s super effective at offices with coworkers, nursing homes for the elderly, and especially the dormitories at college campuses with public mail-rooms. Imagine seeing in printed bold type from the side of a Postal Box “WARNING: CONTAINS LARGE BLACK DILDOS”. Yeah, the victim is going to be very much embarrassed. The box can even be empty – your possibilities are endless! You could always be mean, and include a letter or even sending nasty gifts like ladybugs, fake puke, or even poop. Lastly, you could order those male enhancement pills from those late night infomercials. Send it off to their house, dorm, or work. If they are away at college, might as well send it home so their parents will just forward it along with the rest of their shipments.

So those are your options. You can make one yourself, easily with paper, tape and a printer. Ideas for those are adult diapers, dildos, condoms, sex toys, and the really hurtful things to screw over an enemy. Also, read after the jump for all the different types that we offer – which to be completely honest are more funny and harmless then they are revenge-worthy, but get the job done. Lastly, you can fill them up with a nice gift, or you can be villainous and send them things like male enhancement pills, dildos, bugs, puke, or even poop! Yeah, it’s not nice – but it’s for your vengeance so it’s well worth it.

Revengers, what would you do for a prank box in terms of the type of package you would send, and what sort of items would you put in there? We know that it’s great for birthdays, holiday seasons such as Christmas or Hanukkah, and anytime you want to get even. We look forward to your suggestions. Now, without further ado – here are our prank boxes!




















The Crib Dribbler

Crib Dribbler Revenge Box