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Messing with someone else’s food is the worst, as long as you’re not on the receiving end of the prank!

How To Make Fake Vomit & Puke – And What To Do With It

Fake vomit is a necessary evil sometimes, but you’ll have to get your hands “dirty” making vomit with these tasty recipes. We’ve created 3 great recipes for you to make and try out on your own. Are you the type of kid that is trying to dupe your parents to get out of school? Are you the social prankster that will walk out into a crowded public street, concealing your concoction in a towel, pretend to gag, and reveal this mess to the disgust of onlookers? Do you want to make a trip to the movie theaters hell for all the audience around you?

Well, we hope not, but we’re going to be providing this educational article on how to make fake vomit. There are actually multiple ways to create realistic looking puke, which we’ll outline some of our favorites in this article.

Making Fake Puke

Fake Puke Product

This is a terrible looking fake puke product, so we’ll teach you how to make your own below!

Vomit caused by throwing up typically consists of stomach fluids and acids, also known as gastric acid. This is formed in the stomach and mixes with undigested food to help break it down. No matter what it contains, it also always smells terrible. Likewise, it is also one of the most disgusting sounds people can hear. That guttural-wrenching “Ullugghh”. Yuck! The thought of it even sends shivers down our spines.

People throw up typically from being sick, with things such as ‘sea sickness’, car sickness, or even from being really really drunk. Also, when someone close by you is also sick and expelling their most recent meal or drink, everyone around them well get sick as well, which leads to social puking. There are also chemicals known as ‘Emetics’ which can help facilitate  vomiting too. Our goal is not to teach you how to throw up with a product (there may be another article about the), but actually what household items you can use to produce your own nasty looking and smelling puke!

3 Good Recipes For Fake Puke

Vomit is easily created with a few pantry items you can find around the house. We’ve identified 3 ways to make fake vomit. Let us know which one is your favorite!

Method 1: How To Make Fake Vomit Easily


  • 1 Cup cooked Oatmeal:
Oatmeal made by Quaker Oats

Nothing better than Oatmeal to make come back up again!

Used for consistency and base in your mix of ingredients below. The old fashioned or rolled oats variety works best, although instant oatmeal is used for another technique below.

  • ½ cup of sour cream or ranch:
White tub of sour cream made by Daisy

Good, ole daisy brand sour cream. Can’t go wrong with the smell!

The sour cream gives it a little color and astringent smell, similar to the vinegar below. Similar to ranch, it will do the same thing.

  • 2 chopped cheese sticks:


Land O Lakes String Cheese

These cheese sticks provide the glump you’ll need.

You’ll chop up the cheesticks to provide the chunks in your chunky mixture. String cheese works best, and you can eat some while making this prank.

  • 1 uncooked egg:


Seperator to just get the egg whites out

The yolk and whites are nasty gooey things. Do you want just the whites?

This provides the slimy texture of your batch of slime. The product above actually acts as an egg separator.

  • 1 can of split pea soup:
Split Pea Soup made Vegan

Don’t you love the color green?

The wonderful color green, aka the color of your acid within your stomach!

  • Small handful of Raisins:


California Raisins by SunMaid

Yay! Raisins! Great for chunks

Raisins held break up the green and chunky mixture. So, what exactly did you eat beforehand?

  • 1 tbsp of vinegar:


White Vinegar Acidic Liquid.

Just a little bit of acid can go a long way

Vinegar provides the smell, since it is an acid as well.

  • One large cooking pot:


Black Nonstick Pot

Nice and non-sticky for your sticky mess!

What you’ll use to cook & mix the ingredients.


Step 1: Mix ingredients within the large cooking pot you grabbed for your creation.

Step 2: Cook on low heat for a few minutes, until you can’t take the smell anymore!

Step 3: Let cool, and place it where it causes the greatest effect.


Method 2: How To Make Fake Puke In The Toilet


  • Saltine crackers or rich sea biscuits:
Saltine Crackers By Nabisco

This will provide your mushy-gushy for your wonderful up-chuck.

Saltine crackers are used as a base, similar to the oatmeal in the prior method. You’ll want to chew these up for a greater effect.

  • Bowl or Toilet:


White Toilet Bowl

The playground for placement of your prank

This is where you will mix and place all your ingredients. Muahahhahah!

  • Water:


Pure life water made by nestle

DiHydrogen Monoxide, aka H20 – the leading molecule for life!

This provides the liquidity in your puke! Don’t have to use anything other than sink water.

  • Puppy or cat food:
Wet Cat Food By Friskies

This alone looks good enough to prank someone.

This stuff stinks, and reminds people of the foul smell of your stomach acid.


Step 1: Chew up the crackers until they are nice and mushy gooshy.

Step 2: Spit in your bowl or toilet.

Step 3: Mix water into the bowl (If you don’t have a toilet handy)

Step 4: Add cat food, dog food or tuna to the mixture for smell, and have it lay on top of the toilet like you missed!


Method 3: How To Make Fake Puke Fast


  • Instant Oatmeal:
Notice the gooey-ness of it?

Muahahah. Oatmeal is king for making it look like the real deal.

Those packets work wonders. We’d suggest the Banana one for the stench.

  • Colored GoldFish:
Colored Gold Fish for Puke Prank

Use the Red & Green types for realistic coloring!

Oh man, they’re good. Just do actually get sick by eating the whole box! They provide the color you need to make it realistic.

  • Bread:
Brown Bread for Prank

Nothing tastier than nature!

Bread helps provide some chunks for you, since when you eat you don’t fully chew your food – do you?

  • Applesauce or Baby Food:
Applesauce for vomiting.

Definitely something was mushed up by some teeth here.

Mott’s applesauce, such a tasty treat.. also the remnants of a meal un-digested.

  • Water:
Smart Water by Glaceau

Does drinking smart water make you dumber?

Water gives life, and gives you the ability to make your oatmeal & bread concoction meld together easily!

  • Bowl:
Glass prepware made by Pyrex

Place a bag in it you slob!

Just something to mix your goop in!


Step 1: Add oatmeal into bowl (½ cup or 1 cup) and combine with bread.

Step 2: Pour  water over the dry oatmeal & bread, until the water just covers the mix.

Step 3: Add the crunched up colored goldfishes to give it a little pizzazz.  Chew them up if you’d like as well. Spit really does help here.

Step 4: Add some of the apple sauce or baby food, whatever you have available.

Step 5: Throw in the microwave for a few minutes, until you like what you see.

Step 6: Add additional water and mix to desired consistency.


Use these wisely! These 3 methods of making fake vomit are sure to get you out of school or trick anyone who sees it. Great acting doesn’t hurt either – just don’t overdo it! Put them in plastic bags to take to-go, or place in your toilet and let your intended victim unwittingly find the gross concoction you have made.

As always, let us know what you think in the comments!

A Different Kinder Surprise – The Chocolate Dipped Easter Egg Prank

Chocolate covered eggs are an Easter Style delicacy around the world, ranging from the German “illegal in the United States” Kinder Surprise to the famous Cadbury egg – these dipped confections are an edible delight to children as well as adults each holiday season. What better than to prepare a sly ‘surprise’, but instead of a toy like the Kinder variety, you have something more sinister lurking under that delicious shell? Introducing our take on the Chocolate Dipped Egg Prank.

You know those Cadbury Creme Eggs? They are a chocolate covered, creamy filled center candy confection most commonly consumed around Easter? They sort of look like this:

Yellow and blue chocolate covered egg

Gooey & Ooey throughout, or so your victim will think

Well, we are going to take one of these chocolate dipped candies and completely defile it with something horrendous.

How To Make the Chocolate Covered Easter Egg Prank

This article is going to dive into how to turn a raw or hard-boiled egg into something that will mimic the Creme or Chocolate eggs you can buy around Easter time. As we’re publishing this article, this season is right around the corner. We guarantee you the Easter Bunny will be labelled a horrible prankster after you successfully pull this off.

What Ingredients You Need

The Chocolate Dipped Egg Prank is actually relatively simple to set up. You need to grab these ingredients and supplies before you begin:

1) Gloves (optional):

Gloves are used to clean up.

We apologize for this disgusting photo, it was the only one we had.

Gloves are not really necessary to complete this, but it definitely does help to keep things sanitary and stop you from getting dirty while making this disgusting candy to prank someone with.

2) Eggs:

Perfect Egg recipes

Eggs are very versatile, and mischievous.

Raw or Hard-boiled – your choice. We chose to do the raw egg for greatest effect, but you can opt for a hard-boiled one, so as to reduce the chances of your victim getting Salmonella poisoning. I mean, if you really want to hit them where it hurts, go for raw.

3) Chocolate:

Chocolate melting wafers

Delicious yummy chocolate

This variety is probably the best, in our opinion. It melts easy, has a wonderful sheen and final coat of the pranked egg.

4) Stove:


Stove style hot plate

This is a hot plate, and works just as well.

You’ll use your stove to heat up the two pots, also known as a double boiler which you’ll see below. Above is a ‘hot plate’ which is similar, but more compact.

5) Double Boiler:

Double boilers

Two pots on top of each other, same size!

A double boiler allows chocolate to heat up slowly to a set point and not burn. There’s a lot of sciency stuff behind it, but the basic component is a pot of boiling water underneath a mixing bowl. The water heats up only to 212 degrees Fahrenheit, which is it’s boiling point. The steam then heats up the mixing bowl which will hold your chocolate used to coat the egg.

6) Tongs:

red colored tongs

Like crab claws

The tongs will allow you to coat the egg effortlessly in the double boiler, without hurting yourself.

7) Wax Paper:

Logan wrap brand wax paper.

Any brand of wax paper will do.

For placing the eggs on after coated, prior to sticking them in the fridge to solidify.

8) Festive Foil or Cadbury Creme Eggs:

Cadbury Frozen Eggs

What sinister thing could be lurking underneath?

Foil works wonders if you get a variety in blue, however just using old and carefully removed authentic chocolate covered eggs that you rewrap can work wonders as well.

9) A Serving Plate:


festive plate for fiesta.

Pretty sure this isn’t an Easter style plate.

Not needed, but adding presentation allows you to execute this dastardly deed onto your expecting target. Preparation is 80% of the battle.

Making the Easter Egg Prank

The process is relatively simple and straightforward. You’ll want to gather your supplies from earlier on your workstation, and get ready to get dirty.

Step 1:

Take an egg or two out of the fridge and allow to warm up to room temperature for about an hour or so. This will allow it not to build up condensation on the outside of the shell when you immerse it into chocolate later.

Step 2:

Put your pot of water onto the stove, and heat it up over medium-high heat. Place the large mixing bowl on top of the water, in effect creating your double boiler.

Step 3:

Pour the chocolate wafers into the double-boiler, until fully melted.

Step 4:

Place your egg into the melted chocolate with the tongs. Fully coat all sides. You may want to repeat this process 2-3 times, resulting in an evenly coated chocolate egg shell.

Step 5:

Lay onto wax paper, and then place into the refrigerator for 30 minutes to an hour, or until hard.

Step 6:

Wrap in your foil of choice, and prepare your prank to get your victim!

How to pull off the Prank!

What are you to do with it when once you’ve made it?? Here are a few ways to have this prank go down.

I. You can have an eating contest:

One especially naughty trick is to only make one nasty egg, and have a “who can eat a chocolate egg the fastest contest”. Let your mark scream in agony as they crunch down on the slimy insides of the egg.

II. You can leave it to be found:

Just leave it on the table with other treats. Easy enough, right?

III. Make it Spicy!

Add in some capsaicin for double the torture. Place it in with the melted chocolate prior to dipping!

IV. Just plain give it to them!

Most people will gladly accept a candy treat, especially around the holiday seasons. Place it on top of undesirable or less-desirable choices for better chance of them choosing it. If asked, play it off nonchalantly like it’s nothing, and you’re offering the last one to them. Don’t forget to film it!

What other thoughts do you have? Please comment below!

How To Make Edible Fake Poop

Ah, we know what you want – edible fake poop. We get it, you want to gross out your friends or strangers as quickly as possible! You don’t want to use real poop, or have to buy your own fake poop – whether it be poop soap or plastic variety. But you still want some? Fear not, we here at How To Get Revenge have decided to share a few ways on how to make fake poop. After the horde of messages we’ve received asking about it, we found the simplest way to create the most realistic looking and edible doodoo possible. Read on to learn how to make your own, with simple corner store bought supplies. After you finish, walk your butt down to get some of the ingredients from the store, and then get your revenge – or at least prank a few people!


Fake Poop Recipe:

Fake poop needs to look brownish-black on the color spectrum. Sometimes it contains other things like fiber or corn kernals. The best way we found to make fake poop is to use these ingredients:

Peanut Butter

Jif creamy peanut butter to make a prank

This is the stuff to give the bulk of your fake poop

The first of two main ingredients, peanut butter helps build a base and assists with the color of the novelty & edible doodoo that you are creating. After spending a short time in the mircowave, it will form into a crumbley mixture that when extruded through a pastry bag or a sandwhich bag will form the shape of the caca that is expelled from a human.


Whole Kernel Sweet Corn Meant for a poop prank

Corn isn’t necessary, but it’s a great addition!

Gross. Yup, to make it look as real as possible, we’ve added cooked corn into ours. You don’t have to, but it’s definitely a great plus. Corn generally goes undigested

Chocolate Syrup


Just a little bit to add some flavor and color.

Just a little bit to add some flavor and color.

The other main ingredient besides the peanut butter, the chocolate syrup. This adds the color to darken up poop, almost like you have blood in your stool!

Plastic Bag

ziploc sandwhich bags

You’ll use the plastic bags to hold the now mixed poop, It also really helps extrude the excrement as quickly as possible.



Scissors are sharp, and can be used for multiple products

Scissors are sharp, and can be used for multiple products

This is used to cut the plastic bag into a pastry style squeezer, so you don’t get messy placing the crap everywhere.



Spoons galore

Spoons galore!

This is used to get the peanut butter out of the jar, mix up your mess of a mixture, and place it into the plastic bag for excrement onto the plate or floor. Again, don’t want to get messy!



Make sure it's Microwave Safe!

Make sure it’s Microwave Safe!

Used for mixing the poop, what else! It needs to be microwaveable or “microwave” safe. You’ll might want to have gloves as well, just in case it get’s too hot.



What does it look like? It's a plate, of course.

What does it look like? It’s a plate, of course.

Not really necessary – it’ll be used to display your finalized masterpiece to use at your discretion.



Muahahhahah, I love the microwave invention!

Muahahhahah, I love the microwave invention!

This nifty technology helps cook the peanut butter to a great consistency. It is important to use because it will add a crumbly-like texture, prior to mixing in the rest of the syrup.

Wax paper

wax paper for the con

Optional as well, but it will help handling and presentation of the poop and make your clean up a lot easier.


How To Make The Fake Poop:

Once you’ve gathered all of your ingredients, this is the easy part! Read on to learn

Step I:

First, you’ll want to mix the peanut butter and chocolate mixture together in a bowl with your spoon, enough so that the color is the brown blackness of regular poop. You could always add more chocolate syrup at a later time.

Step II:

Once you have the amount, color, and consistency seemingly to your satisfaction, you’ll want to put your (right now, very TASTY) mixture into the microwave. Depending on the amount that you’ve used you might want to add more.

Step III:

Take that bowl out of the microwave (make sure it’s not too hot!) and get ready to mix your poo back to the color you want, while still keeping the consistency. You could always repeat step II to get your desired amount right. Once it’s to your liking, get ready to place it into your plastic bag. Now would also be a good time to add your corn or nuts.

Step IV:

Ready to transfer this to your mold making device? Good. Grab your sandwich bag and scoop the poop into the bag. Take your scissors and make a small incision at a corner. Grab your plate with the wax paper and slowly pump out the chocolate mixture to form life like poop. BE CAREFUL! This is the really messy part.

Step V: ??????

Whatever you want to do with it. Place it in the toilet, on the ground, or carry it in a napkin in your backpack or pocket to use it at the best possible moment – say in a courthouse or at school?

Fake Poop Prank

Where do you use fake sh*t? Oh, your hearts content. You can place it in the top of a toilet for the ‘Double Decker’ prank, you can leave it in an entry way floor, right outside your roommates bedroom. Want to blame the dog? Place it where it usually walks. Send it in the mail and don’t hassle with the regulations from the US postal service! Know the oldest prank in the book? It’s when you have a brown paper bag, poop inside, and fire lit on the top. You place the steaming, burning pile sack on your enemies door and ring the doorbell. The frightened person will stop it out, having the contents smashed all over their shoes.

The best thing you can really do, and since this is edible, is that you can easily not only gross out your friends but you can make them think you’re crazy! Grab some of your nasty (yet tasty!) poop that’s on a plate, pick it up with your hand, and chow down. Hopefully you’re in view of all the victims you are trying to make vomit. Show them the smile with your teeth covered in the chocolate deliciousness, and delight yourself with the fact that everybody else thinks you just had a heaping mouthful of the disgusting and foul bowel movement.

How To Make Fake Semen

There are certainly quite a few different pranks that revolve around the necessity of knowing  how to make fake semen. We actually found a few different ways to go about producing your own looking, smelling, and feeling type for your own personal use. Some of these can be used as lubricants, others just for show, while another might even be slightly edible – if you use the right type of egg and can handle the taste. Read on to learn 3 different ways to get the desired outcome what you want, and decide what is perfect for your scenario.

Methyl Cellulose

In the Porn Industry, they need to have a product that can be used that does not contribute to things such as yeast infection. They need something without sugar and is neutral to the inside of a woman’s nether regions. So to help fulfill certain fetishes, they use a product known as methylcellulose.

Gelification methylcellulose for fake semen

Thick or Thin, warm or cold, this stuff will do the trick when told.

This stuff is actually used in the regular film industry as well, because of it’s gel like consistency. If you’ve ever seen the movie ghost busters, then you know that this is the green gunk that covered all the actors in a few scenes. This particular variety, F50, is the perfect type to make fake cum with. It’s a “culinary essential” – but I personally wouldn’t eat it. Some types of fetishes need bucket loads of this stuff, and the directors and experts have turned to this stuff to fulfill their needs. If it works for them, it should work for you as well!


Where to buy fake cum

Fake Semen Lube

Choose the size for your dastardly needs.

Not interested in buying the porn industries favorite look-a-like and mixing it yourself? Want something easy, ready to use, and you can use as a lubricant as well? Great- you’re in luck! You can purchase what is known as “cum lube” from stores online, which has the look and feel of semen, but at the same time is safe for use in other activities. You can get a small size to just test it out, or opt for the bucket load – which truly is a bucket full of this gunk. It’s enough to stop anyone in their tracks and say “WOW!” or to pour all over the place and record the looks on people’s faces as they have to clean it up, or make their way through it.

Fake Semen Recipe

We know what you’re really here for though. Without further ado, here is the recipe on how to make your own fake cum. If you decide to go the route of making your own edible male juice, here is our time tested recipe. You’ll need to gather an egg, plain yogurt, water, cornstarch, and just a pinch of salt. Follow these directions, and you’ll have something that you may eat and have the look and consistency of the real thing. It is a little bit more difficult than actually making the ‘real thing’ or using any of the above, but it’s definitely worth it.


I. Egg

This neat device can assist you with getting just the whites

This neat device can assist you with getting just the whites

1 egg and just the egg whites need. This nifty egg white separator can do the trick for you as well.

II. Water

1 cup

Just need to measure out 1 cups worth of water

Just need to measure out 1 cups worth of water

However you choose to measure it, you’ll only need about 1 cups worth of water. 1/4 mixed initially with the cornstarch, while the rest goes in the pan.

III. Cornstarch

organic corn starch
2 tablespoons worth to add the right amount of thickness to your fake semen.

IV. Yogurt
1 tablespoon


We found the greek style yogurts to have the best consistency.

We found the greek style yogurts to have the best consistency.

V. Salt

Real semen is slightly salty, you can skip this if you want.

Real semen is slightly salty, you can skip this if you want.

Just a pinch for flavor. Don’t necessarily have to add this, only if you want to make the ‘real thing’ so to speak.



What you’ll want to do is take about a 1/4 cup of that water and mix it with your corn starch to allow it to slightly dissolve. Take the remaining 3/4 cup of water and put it on simmer on the stovetop in a pan. Combine the stirred cornstarch and water into the pan, whisking them together. It will quickly mix together and become very thick. Once it is, remove it from the burner and allow it to cool to room temperature. If you wish to speed up the process, you can create an ice bath to place the pan on or stick it in a fridge to cool down. You’ll want to do this prior to adding the egg white, because if it is still hot you risk cooking the egg instead of incorporating it. Take the egg white and yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. During this time, you can add a pinch of salt to get it to the desired taste. Set your mixture aside until ready to use!

This will keep for about a day or so, depending on how quickly you can stick it in the fridge. Do not leave it out, since the egg whites and yogurt can easily spoil in room temperature. Or maybe leave it out, if you want to use this stuff for a sickly revenge prank.

What to do with it?

Ah, now it’s done and you want to use it? You or your lover may fulfill a fantasy with this substance.. or you can stick it in a condom and send it in the mail to an unsuspecting victim. While sending ACTUAL sperm may not be allowed, sending this look alike substance in a package is. It can be thrown on beds, door knobs, and car handles. You can squirt it on people, or have a bit in your hand as you go to shake someone else. Have an ex think you’re cheating on HIM, and get petty revenge by having fake cum all over your shared bed.. just on his side of the sheets.

All this is really gross, and we hope that you wouldn’t do anything like this. Our informational article is just for that – and we are not held responsible for what you do. We hope you have fun however, and let us know in the comments what you choose to use it for. Happy pranking!


How To Make Fake Blood (Edible too!)

Fake blood, nothing could go better with Halloween than this! There are quite a few ways to make fake blood. You can of course buy it from here (vampire fake blood), but if you choose to make it, here is an awesome recipe that is even edible! That’s right, you can eat this stuff! Be careful, because it does stain. Enough bugging us already, just in time for Halloween we’ve created this edible fake blood recipe for you.

Edible Fake Blood Recipe

Making fake blood is relatively easy, and can be done with a few simple household ingredients. You’ll want to go out and purchase the following items below if you don’t currently have them in your pantry or Kitchen.


    • 4 cups Corn Syrup (about the size of a 32 fluid ounce bottle)

      You can use this Karo Brand Light Corn Syrup

      You can use this Karo Brand Light Corn Syrup

Corn syrup is made from the sweet sugars from corn. It is basically a fructose and glucose sugar mixture, with different ratios of each depending on type of corn syrup and brand/product you purchase. The Karo brand above is what we used in our test.

    • 3 Tbsp (tablespoon) Red Food Coloringred food coloring for fake bloodRed food coloring is a FDA approved food safe color additive. This is what will give the ‘blood’ it’s red bloodiness. More or less with create a more or less vivid shade of red.


    • One Mixing Bowlmetal mixing bowl for prankThis is where you can mix the awesomeness, and use it to dole out your disgusting and realistic stickiness of bloood. It will also help contain the mess so your family members won’t get too upset of ruining the kitchen counters.


    • A Handheld Mixer or Whiskoxo metal mixer whiskTo assist with the mixing of awesomeness, and so you don’t prematurely get it all over your hands or clothes. Although not added here either, gloves might help out a lot as well.


  • Cocoa Powder (unsweetened)hershey's cocoa powder unsweetened to darken bloodCocoa powder helps darken the blood, while also providing a great thickness factor to it as well. The most commonly known brand in the US is hershey’s chocolate, which we’ve included above. Also, you can use Corn Starch as a replacement thickening agent.


Creating the fake blood is a relatively easy and straight forward process. You’ll want to scoop out about 4 cups of corn syrup (full 32 ounce bottle) and add it to the bowl – you don’t even need to measure it. Mix with your whisk incorporating a few drops of the red food coloring. Is it as red as you like it? No, add more, if yes, then stop there! Now, mix in the Cocoa Powder to desired consistency, and voila! You’re all set. Now what should you do with it?

 Fake Blood Pranks To Pull:

This fake blood that you’ve created is awesome. It is edible, it’s the color and consistency of real blood, and you can cause some real havoc with it! You can put it on your face and run around in public. You can pretend to throw up with some of it oozing from your mouth. It’s even a great addition to your costume on Halloween! Vampires, zombies, gunshot victims, or even murderers – whatever you are this Halloween, this quick and easy recipe is enough for you and your friends to enjoy and maybe even have as a treat!

Stay tuned for our video recipe to show all you visual learners how we roll!

Exlax Laxative Prank Revenge

What is Exlax?

exlax stimulant laxative extra strength

Exlax is a brand of laxative drug known as a “stimulant laxative”. Main uses of this product are for constipation, or in other words – when you really need to poo but can’t. The active ingredient is called Sennosides, derived from Senna Leaves. It works by stimulating and irritating the intestines, causes contractions and eventually expulsion of the poo. There are certainly other types of laxatives, but this is the one we recommend. It comes in pill form, which you can crush up. Here’s the thing, you can use this product for other nefarious ventures as well.

There are also other laxatives out there, such as Magnesium Citrate, which are meant to literally “evacuate the colon prior to surgery.” The choice is yours for what you want to use. What’s good about Magnesium Citrate is that it can come in liquid form in a variety of flavors, from cherry, blueberry, grape, lemon, and strawberry. This is far better if you wish to add to an already favored beverage your nemesis desires, like soda or koolaid.

Also, we’d recommend getting the powder, since it is much simpler to add to your dry mix of ingredients.

To prepare for this revenge prank, first you have to find out what your mark enjoys to eat and/or drink. If it’s a close friend or relative, this should be relatively simple. If you can add this in their favorite meal such as cookies, ice cream, or bake into brownies, it will be far more simple for you to get the ‘medicine’ working in their system.

If you opted for Exlax, be sure to crush the pills into a powder to mix with food, or if you’ve already purchased the powder, you’ll be good to go. Magnesium citrate is great in juice, which we’d go that route if you wanted to mix up some Koolaid.

Laxative Prank Recipes

Here’s some recipes to try and add your naughty product to.

I. Oatmeal Exlax Cookies:

These are the cookies made in Furious Pete’s video below.

oatmeal cookie exlax mix

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Mix the butter and eggs. Line baking pan with cookie sheet. Add the dry mix (with laxative) to the butter and egg mixture, mix thoroughly. Use a rounded spoon or melon baller to scoop mix onto pan. Cook for 12 minutes, until outsides are golden brown. Take out of the oven, and let cool for 5 minutes before handing over to your enemy!

II. Chocolate Laxative Brownies:

dark chocolate laxative brownies

Note: The chocolate exlax would be perfect for this prank.

To make these exlax brownies, all you’ll need is the brownie mix, a quarter cup of water, a half a cup of vegetable oil, one egg, and of course the chocolate exlax. Preheat your oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Mix all the wet ingredients in a bowl, and then incorporate the brownie mix & exlax into the wet mix. Spray the cooking pan, and place the mixture inside. Cook for about 40-45 minutes, or until you can stick a knife into the brownie and it comes out clean. Set to cool, cut, and get your mark!

A word of caution:

Misusing laxatives can cause ruined colons in the long run, and can cause extreme discomfort. Laxative abuse is a real thing, so be sure to not pull this prank more than once a month on your mark. Hopefully once will be more than enough. Other side affects include cramping, lightheadedness, and nausea, but I mean.. you’re basically giving them diarrhea. While we haven’t heard of any serious injuries from using these as pranks, we’d recommend not doing them. Now that this disclaimer is out of the way, on to the best part. Seeing it in action!!!

And of course, here’s some awesome videos:

Watch John prank Nikki with laxative ice cream and kool aid.

Watch Furious Pete use laxative powder on his girlfriend.

Oldie Revenge Prank – Mentos and Diet Coke Prank

Have you heard of Diet Coke?
diet coke revenge prank

Have you ever seen those Mentos commercials?

mentos revenge prank

Well, we’d like to present to you the marriage of these two fine consumer goods. Introducing the:


Mentos And Diet Coke Prank


The set up:

This prank is very simple to do. All that is needed is Diet Coke, some Dental Floss, Mentos, and an unwitting victim. Scissors help too.

To set up the revenge technique, what you need to do is acquire your tools and supplies needed for success:

Step 1:

Pull a single mentos mint out of the packaging, and tie one end of the floss around the center of the mint in a loop.

Step 2:

Slowly open up the Diet Coke. We say slowly open it just in case someone is pranking you first, while you’re trying to set up this revenge prank (see the video at the end of this article). Place the tied mentos near the top of the cap.

Step 3:

Screw back on the cap of the Soda. Be sure to have the flossed up mentos mint near the top, sitting snuggly against the cap. You can now cut the floss to hide the evidence around the cap, once the string is held in place with the cap.

Step 4:

Sit back and enjoy. Or if feeling adventurous, record the video and upload it to your favorite streaming site for us. We’ll show it here if it’s awesome enough!

Why this works (short answer – Science!):

Without going too much into the science behind it, basically the Mentos reacts with the diet coke, causing the carbonation to fizz up and explode. Your unwitting victim will never know what hit them, because who honestly studies a soda they grab out of the fridge for too long? I always grab one without looking, and open right before I drink it. Hopefully your victim will to.


  • Don’t put the soda on it’s side! This will cause the chemical reaction to occur suddenly!
  • You can also do this to a 2 liter bottle.

Mentos and Diet Coke Prank Video:

There’s actually quite a few videos detailing this prank floating around on the interwebs. What’s great about this particular video is that the older sibling is pulling the mentos and diet coke prank on the sister, when she is trying to show a video of the Mentos and Diet Coke prank! Hilarious! See for yourself below 🙂

Please write us in the comments if you have any other ideas on how to prank someone good with mentos and coke!

Hottest Candy in the World Product Review – Crying Strawberries

There’s this product out of Germany, known as the “Weinende Erdbeere” – better known as The Crying Strawberry in the English speaking world. These things are DANGEROUS!

Basically, they are a sugar candy that has a strawberry like flavor. What’s more important is the other ingredient in them, known as capsaicin. Capsaicin is what gives chili peppers their heat. The Scoville Rating is the scale on which peppers are rated for their burning sensation, created by the American Pharmasisct Wilbur Scoville. The rating is known as the SHU, short for Scoville Heat Units. To put things in perspective, Jalapenos have a rating of 2,500-10,000 SHUs, Tabasco Sauce is 5,000-10,000 SHUs, the Habenero is rated at 100,000-350,000 SHUs, and the hottest pepper in the world – the Ghost Chili Pepper – has Scoville rating of around 855,000!

Well, this candy right here has a Scoville rating of over 1,000,000! (Pure capsaicin is rated at about 16,000,000!).

It is very difficult to get in the US, but if you have a friend in Germany ask them to send some over!

While that might be the case, there is this that you can buy:

Hot Candy Prank Product

hot candy prank product

And here’s a hilarious video by Furious Pete to keep you entertained before you try them on (or with) your friends!

Furious Pete Eats Crying Strawberries:

If anyone out there knows how to purchase them online and get them shipped into the US, please leave it in a comment below.

A Bowl of Worms for Fun Revenge

Thanks to one of our users, we got a great prank product to share with you all today. Growing up in elementary school, we all here at “How To Revenge” used to sing a song that went something like this, “No body likes me, everybody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms. Short fat juicy ones, itty bitty tiny ones..” That’s pretty much all we remember – but the point, is – (no not everybody hates us, we don’t think) – that this little post is to bring back this great song and memories for us, as well as to give you a great prank to pull on a nemesis. With that being said, we bring this little recipe to you!

Introducing, “Jello Worms”!

Pouring the mixture into the straws, and the finished product on the side

These things look creepy crawly, and are actually edible – unlike those old microwave cookers of plastic that we used to have when we were little that burnt our fingers and almost killed us – but that’s another story. It’s great to make the night before Halloween for your parties, and to put in the bowl of candy that you give little kids. Maybe send them in a package to an enemy or throw them in their car for revenge? The choices are Endless! Now, onto the recipe!!



1) Before doing anything else, let’s set up the holding vessel for storing your worm capsules. You can either go the hard route and melt the bottoms of the straws to enclose them, or use simple physics to keep the gelatin inside by filling up the rest with liquid. Next place the straws together in that holding container, and put a few rubber bands around them to hold them into place.

Got that? Okay, on to the next step.

2) Now, to create the edible goodiness (or ewwi-ness as my little cousin likes to say as we made them), mix the Jello mixture with the gelatin, and add the hot boiling water. Mix it well, and let it cool to a lukewarm temperature. For those of you unsure, when you feel the mixing container it should be slightly warm to the touch.

3) Okay, is it lukewarm yet? Good. Add the food coloring into the mix. Give it a little stir. Now, onto the potentially messy part.

4) Pouring the mixture into the holding vessel and straws IS messy, so have someone assist you with the funnel to make it into the holding container. Okay, is all the mix in yet? Good.. on to the longest step & most difficult step!

5) Set them worms, straws, & holding vessel into a nice cool place to set. We suggest using a refrigerator to make that wait less, and out of sight out of mind.


6) Now, to get the worms out – First take the straws out of your container, wiping off any attached Jello on the bottom. You can either A) warm up the straws under warm water, B) use a bike pump, your lips and lungs, or an empty syringe (sans needle, unless you are TRYING to give someone HIV) to blow them out,  C) Use a rolling pin (the kind you use to roll out dough) to squeeze them out, or D) a combination of one of the previous 3 methods. We found that warming them up and blowing through the straws releases them pretty easily, albeit with a light headed feeling after quite a few.


As we tried to tell you earlier, Halloween is a great holiday to have some harmless revenge, but if you really want to get back at an enemy, try mixing them served in vanilla ice cream and crushed up oreo bits. Hey, we have to have a little fun here, right? Lastly, you could always use a clear liquid over that water, such as Vodka for an adult treat!

Again, please don’t hesitate to reach out to us with any prank suggestions and thoughts! We look forward to hearing from you.