Category Archives: Poop & Feces Revenge

How To Make Edible Fake Poop

Ah, we know what you want – edible fake poop. We get it, you want to gross out your friends or strangers as quickly as possible! You don’t want to use real poop, or have to buy your own fake poop – whether it be poop soap or plastic variety. But you still want some? Fear not, we here at How To Get Revenge have decided to share a few ways on how to make fake poop. After the horde of messages we’ve received asking about it, we found the simplest way to create the most realistic looking and edible doodoo possible. Read on to learn how to make your own, with simple corner store bought supplies. After you finish, walk your butt down to get some of the ingredients from the store, and then get your revenge – or at least prank a few people!

 

Fake Poop Recipe:

Fake poop needs to look brownish-black on the color spectrum. Sometimes it contains other things like fiber or corn kernals. The best way we found to make fake poop is to use these ingredients:

Peanut Butter

Jif creamy peanut butter to make a prank

This is the stuff to give the bulk of your fake poop

The first of two main ingredients, peanut butter helps build a base and assists with the color of the novelty & edible doodoo that you are creating. After spending a short time in the mircowave, it will form into a crumbley mixture that when extruded through a pastry bag or a sandwhich bag will form the shape of the caca that is expelled from a human.

Corn

Whole Kernel Sweet Corn Meant for a poop prank

Corn isn’t necessary, but it’s a great addition!

Gross. Yup, to make it look as real as possible, we’ve added cooked corn into ours. You don’t have to, but it’s definitely a great plus. Corn generally goes undigested

Chocolate Syrup

 

Just a little bit to add some flavor and color.

Just a little bit to add some flavor and color.

The other main ingredient besides the peanut butter, the chocolate syrup. This adds the color to darken up poop, almost like you have blood in your stool!

Plastic Bag

ziploc sandwhich bags

You’ll use the plastic bags to hold the now mixed poop, It also really helps extrude the excrement as quickly as possible.

Scissors

 

Scissors are sharp, and can be used for multiple products

Scissors are sharp, and can be used for multiple products

This is used to cut the plastic bag into a pastry style squeezer, so you don’t get messy placing the crap everywhere.

Spoon

 

Spoons galore

Spoons galore!

This is used to get the peanut butter out of the jar, mix up your mess of a mixture, and place it into the plastic bag for excrement onto the plate or floor. Again, don’t want to get messy!

Bowl

 

Make sure it's Microwave Safe!

Make sure it’s Microwave Safe!

Used for mixing the poop, what else! It needs to be microwaveable or “microwave” safe. You’ll might want to have gloves as well, just in case it get’s too hot.

Plate

 

What does it look like? It's a plate, of course.

What does it look like? It’s a plate, of course.

Not really necessary – it’ll be used to display your finalized masterpiece to use at your discretion.

Microwave

 

Muahahhahah, I love the microwave invention!

Muahahhahah, I love the microwave invention!

This nifty technology helps cook the peanut butter to a great consistency. It is important to use because it will add a crumbly-like texture, prior to mixing in the rest of the syrup.

Wax paper

wax paper for the con

Optional as well, but it will help handling and presentation of the poop and make your clean up a lot easier.

 

How To Make The Fake Poop:

Once you’ve gathered all of your ingredients, this is the easy part! Read on to learn

Step I:

First, you’ll want to mix the peanut butter and chocolate mixture together in a bowl with your spoon, enough so that the color is the brown blackness of regular poop. You could always add more chocolate syrup at a later time.

Step II:

Once you have the amount, color, and consistency seemingly to your satisfaction, you’ll want to put your (right now, very TASTY) mixture into the microwave. Depending on the amount that you’ve used you might want to add more.

Step III:

Take that bowl out of the microwave (make sure it’s not too hot!) and get ready to mix your poo back to the color you want, while still keeping the consistency. You could always repeat step II to get your desired amount right. Once it’s to your liking, get ready to place it into your plastic bag. Now would also be a good time to add your corn or nuts.

Step IV:

Ready to transfer this to your mold making device? Good. Grab your sandwich bag and scoop the poop into the bag. Take your scissors and make a small incision at a corner. Grab your plate with the wax paper and slowly pump out the chocolate mixture to form life like poop. BE CAREFUL! This is the really messy part.

Step V: ??????

Whatever you want to do with it. Place it in the toilet, on the ground, or carry it in a napkin in your backpack or pocket to use it at the best possible moment – say in a courthouse or at school?

Fake Poop Prank

Where do you use fake sh*t? Oh, your hearts content. You can place it in the top of a toilet for the ‘Double Decker’ prank, you can leave it in an entry way floor, right outside your roommates bedroom. Want to blame the dog? Place it where it usually walks. Send it in the mail and don’t hassle with the regulations from the US postal service! Know the oldest prank in the book? It’s when you have a brown paper bag, poop inside, and fire lit on the top. You place the steaming, burning pile sack on your enemies door and ring the doorbell. The frightened person will stop it out, having the contents smashed all over their shoes.

The best thing you can really do, and since this is edible, is that you can easily not only gross out your friends but you can make them think you’re crazy! Grab some of your nasty (yet tasty!) poop that’s on a plate, pick it up with your hand, and chow down. Hopefully you’re in view of all the victims you are trying to make vomit. Show them the smile with your teeth covered in the chocolate deliciousness, and delight yourself with the fact that everybody else thinks you just had a heaping mouthful of the disgusting and foul bowel movement.

How To Make A Stink Bomb

Are you interested in how to make a stink bomb? Well, if so, look no further. We present the most widely used process and materials to make a stink bomb.

Ever bought one of these stink bombs before? If you look inside, you will find how they make the stench of a thousand buttholes.

glass commercial stink bomb

Glass-style commercial stink bombs!

Most stink bombs are created with either Hydrogen Sulfide or Ammonium Sulfide. Sulfur is the main chemical that gives propane gas, commercial stink bombs, and even rotten eggs their stinkiness. It can be found naturally occurring around volcanic active areas, and is a necessary element needed for human health. Hydrogen sulfide is slightly toxic, however, and should be used with caution. You’re in luck because our first prank product is made out of the Ammonium Sulfide style stench, which is a less toxic product (but still an irritant) than the hydrogen sulfide.

Onto how we make a liquid stench similar to liquid ass, and safer than the glass holding stink bombs.

Needed for this version of the prank product – you’ll need to purchase or gather Ammonia, Matches (or sulfur, if you can get it), a Plastic Bottle or other capped container, and some Scissors.

Stink Bomb Recipe

Ingredients:

I. Ammonia

Use caution, this stuff can be dangerous!

Use caution, this stuff can be dangerous!

Ammonia is a pungent smelling gas with the chemical compound of NH3. When dissolved in water, it is known as ammonium hydroxide.  It is part of the chemical that creates the reaction to make ammonium sulfate (the stinky liquid smell).

IIa. Matches

These plain white matchbooks are the type that you want.

These plain white matchbooks are the type that you want.

Match heads are made out of a mixture of phosphorus and potassium chlorate. When struck on the friction pad, they cause a mixing reaction to ignite the head. You’ll only need one book of matches to complete this stink bomb. This is where you get some of the sulfur from.

OR

IIb. Sulfur

Sulfur is this yellow looking powder, this one is food grade

Sulfur is this yellow looking powder, this one is food grade

You can decide to go out and get the actual sulfur chemical, but box of matches is typically easier which is why we’re showing you that version. This is what causes the stinky-ness.

III. An Empty Container.

Something like this MIU glass water bottle would even work.

Something like this MIU glass water bottle would even work.

This is just something that is non breakable (or at the very least, doesn’t break easy) that can hold the liquid as it reacts over a few days. This MIU Water Bottle should do the trick just nicely. Make sure that you have a cap on it as well!

IV. Scissors

Trusty and clean, use to cut the matches.

Trusty and clean, use to cut the matches.

Ah yes, our trusty scissors. Make sure they’re sharp, and you don’t cut yourself. You really only need these is you are cutting off match heads, and not if you are using the actual sulfur.

Making the Ammonium Sulfide Stink Bomb

It’s pretty simple now really. You take your scissors and cut off the heads of the matches, you can use a book or more. Dump them into your handy dandy water bottle. Add your ammonia, careful not to spill. Cap it, and let it sit for a day or two as the reaction occurs turning it smelly. Uncap and pour where you want it to go!

How It Works:

The hydrogen sulfide in the matches will react with the ammonia,  causing Ammonium Sulfide to be formed. Let is sit for a few days. Use with prejudice on your enemies or friends for a prank. Enjoy your homemade sink bomb!

Caution: The fumes are highly flammable and potentially toxic, so only use with direct supervision of parents or other responsible adults. Do NOT mix with bleach. Ammonia and Bleach can react and create chlorine gas – a highly toxic gas that can kill you!

Stink Bomb Pranks

We’ll go into some stink bomb pranks in the very near future. Until then, try this out and let us know how yours turns out! We’re always interested in hearing back from our community.

Exlax Laxative Prank Revenge

What is Exlax?

exlax stimulant laxative extra strength

Exlax is a brand of laxative drug known as a “stimulant laxative”. Main uses of this product are for constipation, or in other words – when you really need to poo but can’t. The active ingredient is called Sennosides, derived from Senna Leaves. It works by stimulating and irritating the intestines, causes contractions and eventually expulsion of the poo. There are certainly other types of laxatives, but this is the one we recommend. It comes in pill form, which you can crush up. Here’s the thing, you can use this product for other nefarious ventures as well.

There are also other laxatives out there, such as Magnesium Citrate, which are meant to literally “evacuate the colon prior to surgery.” The choice is yours for what you want to use. What’s good about Magnesium Citrate is that it can come in liquid form in a variety of flavors, from cherry, blueberry, grape, lemon, and strawberry. This is far better if you wish to add to an already favored beverage your nemesis desires, like soda or koolaid.

Also, we’d recommend getting the powder, since it is much simpler to add to your dry mix of ingredients.

To prepare for this revenge prank, first you have to find out what your mark enjoys to eat and/or drink. If it’s a close friend or relative, this should be relatively simple. If you can add this in their favorite meal such as cookies, ice cream, or bake into brownies, it will be far more simple for you to get the ‘medicine’ working in their system.

If you opted for Exlax, be sure to crush the pills into a powder to mix with food, or if you’ve already purchased the powder, you’ll be good to go. Magnesium citrate is great in juice, which we’d go that route if you wanted to mix up some Koolaid.

Laxative Prank Recipes

Here’s some recipes to try and add your naughty product to.

I. Oatmeal Exlax Cookies:

These are the cookies made in Furious Pete’s video below.

oatmeal cookie exlax mix

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Mix the butter and eggs. Line baking pan with cookie sheet. Add the dry mix (with laxative) to the butter and egg mixture, mix thoroughly. Use a rounded spoon or melon baller to scoop mix onto pan. Cook for 12 minutes, until outsides are golden brown. Take out of the oven, and let cool for 5 minutes before handing over to your enemy!

II. Chocolate Laxative Brownies:

dark chocolate laxative brownies

Note: The chocolate exlax would be perfect for this prank.

To make these exlax brownies, all you’ll need is the brownie mix, a quarter cup of water, a half a cup of vegetable oil, one egg, and of course the chocolate exlax. Preheat your oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Mix all the wet ingredients in a bowl, and then incorporate the brownie mix & exlax into the wet mix. Spray the cooking pan, and place the mixture inside. Cook for about 40-45 minutes, or until you can stick a knife into the brownie and it comes out clean. Set to cool, cut, and get your mark!

A word of caution:

Misusing laxatives can cause ruined colons in the long run, and can cause extreme discomfort. Laxative abuse is a real thing, so be sure to not pull this prank more than once a month on your mark. Hopefully once will be more than enough. Other side affects include cramping, lightheadedness, and nausea, but I mean.. you’re basically giving them diarrhea. While we haven’t heard of any serious injuries from using these as pranks, we’d recommend not doing them. Now that this disclaimer is out of the way, on to the best part. Seeing it in action!!!

And of course, here’s some awesome videos:

Watch John prank Nikki with laxative ice cream and kool aid.

Watch Furious Pete use laxative powder on his girlfriend.

Poop soap review

The Fake Poop Soap Prank

What pranks can you do with poop soap? Well, I’m not sure if you heard about “butter surprise”, or the infamous “Double Decker,” but you can easily replace this fake poop soap in place of real poop, the fake sh*t you bought online, or even poop that you can make your self for pranks.

Using fecal matter is probably the most disgusting thing that I can think of, but it is probably the most effective as well. As human beings, we are abhorred and are violently ill at the thought, sight, or smell of dookie. Well, most of us are, in any case. Dogs on the other hand just love this stuff, and are willing to smell it, lick it, and even eat it. Grosses me out man. Well, you can read on for our personal review of Poop Soap, and pranks that we suggest with it!

Poop Soap Review

When we first got this product in the mail and opened it up, the writers here almost threw up. It didn’t help that before I gave it to them to open, I had resealed the package after spraying a little Liquid Ass all over it. Yes, you’ll need a gas mask for that. Prank #1 has begun, and they thought we actually bought real crap!

Here is our review: The look is unsightly, with the great shade of poopy brown, filled in the recesses with undigested kernels of corn. YUM. It does not smell disgusting, but that can be remedied with a few sprays or drops of a fart spray. All in all, it looks pretty darn real, and from a distance with a little added olfactory addition it will make it the perfect duo for any prank you can choose.

Uses Of Fake Poop

What’s great about this bar of soap is you can touch it, handle it, throw it around and it actually DISINFECTS! Who knew? Leave it on the floor in the bathroom, and if your disgusting roommate comes in – pick it up and throw it at him barehanded, accusing him of sh*tting all over the floor. How about just leaving it in a ziplock bag and throwing it in the freezer, or inside someone’s lunch they take to school or work? Yeah, we’re evil, but at least it’s (relatively) harmless! You can leave it in the sink, or on top of someone’s car.

If you’re interested in picking some up, we recommend purchasing some from the reliable Amazon.com here:

And remember, we’re always open for suggestions, comments, and feedback. We look forward to reading or even seeing more of the pranks that you guys can come up with. Don’t forget to contact us, or send in a video of your reviews and prank ideas. We look forward to your ideas!

Read More About Fake Poop

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Stay tuned for more information as we constantly update our site, and add articles, videos, and products!

Revenge Product Prank Review – Liquid Ass

Liquid Ass Review



We’d like to introduce the Revenge Nation to something deadly good. This right here is the fart spray to destroy all the other fart sprays out there – when we reviewed Liquid Ass our office had to be evacuated for the rest of the day. We did NOT realize that it was this powerful. If you want to learn how to clear out a room, read on and put the product to the test!

Liquid ass is probably the most vile fart sprays ever created. We spoke with the owners & developers, and while they wouldn’t tell us where they make it or how, we believe it must be created in a toxic wasteground with a few septic tanks thrown in for good measure, added in a few rotting carcasses of duck billed platapusses to top it off, then finally a heaping bag full of some 10 year old gym socks that have been festering and growing slimy mold for that many years under the bed of a hoarder. Now with that picture in your mind, this is even MORE foul smelling! Spray a few drops and squirts, and Liquid Ass will clear a room. We’ve even heard stories of people throwing up a little in their mouth from the smell. Yes, it IS that bad. And no, you won’t be disappointed with it.

What is awesome about liquid ass is that there are two different types of spray tips given to you to choose from. You can either opt for the “ass mister” or the “streaming tip” – and both are equally as effective spreading the nasal offending odors and smells of this fantastic revenge product. The Ass Mister is a spray, allowing you to cover more surface area with fine misty droplets of nose tantalizing stank. Or, you can go the Streaming Tip route, and be able to drench a certain area with gut wrenching foulness that lasts for a long time. The choice ultimately is yours, but we prefer the Ass Mister only because the spray is super effective in punching out the meanest power punch. One spray is usually enough, but it’s the perfect tactic to spread along a whole day worth of pungent destruction upon your enemies.

Check out this video:

The action starts at 0:59.

You can pick up your very own here, in several different varieties to suit your needs:

Also, try and add it with this to make realistic set that doesn’t really have to gross you out:

Rain down your vengence upon your exboyfriend, girlfriend or boss. There are single bottles, for that covert operation, or if you prefer – buy the 6 pack to stock up on the disgusting. Used sparingly, a bottle is more than enough if you ask us. This is best placed in closed environments: things like elevators, office rooms, school classrooms, cars, and more. We’re sure you can come up with some awesome pranks as well. We look forward to seeing your tactics!

We would love to hear and see what our Revenge Readers are doing with their liquid ass. Pick some up today from here and let us know what you’re doing with them!