Category Archives: Work Revenge

How To Make Fake Semen

There are certainly quite a few different pranks that revolve around the necessity of knowing  how to make fake semen. We actually found a few different ways to go about producing your own looking, smelling, and feeling type for your own personal use. Some of these can be used as lubricants, others just for show, while another might even be slightly edible – if you use the right type of egg and can handle the taste. Read on to learn 3 different ways to get the desired outcome what you want, and decide what is perfect for your scenario.

Methyl Cellulose

In the Porn Industry, they need to have a product that can be used that does not contribute to things such as yeast infection. They need something without sugar and is neutral to the inside of a woman’s nether regions. So to help fulfill certain fetishes, they use a product known as methylcellulose.

Gelification methylcellulose for fake semen

Thick or Thin, warm or cold, this stuff will do the trick when told.

This stuff is actually used in the regular film industry as well, because of it’s gel like consistency. If you’ve ever seen the movie ghost busters, then you know that this is the green gunk that covered all the actors in a few scenes. This particular variety, F50, is the perfect type to make fake cum with. It’s a “culinary essential” – but I personally wouldn’t eat it. Some types of fetishes need bucket loads of this stuff, and the directors and experts have turned to this stuff to fulfill their needs. If it works for them, it should work for you as well!

 

Where to buy fake cum

Fake Semen Lube

Choose the size for your dastardly needs.

Not interested in buying the porn industries favorite look-a-like and mixing it yourself? Want something easy, ready to use, and you can use as a lubricant as well? Great- you’re in luck! You can purchase what is known as “cum lube” from stores online, which has the look and feel of semen, but at the same time is safe for use in other activities. You can get a small size to just test it out, or opt for the bucket load – which truly is a bucket full of this gunk. It’s enough to stop anyone in their tracks and say “WOW!” or to pour all over the place and record the looks on people’s faces as they have to clean it up, or make their way through it.

Fake Semen Recipe

We know what you’re really here for though. Without further ado, here is the recipe on how to make your own fake cum. If you decide to go the route of making your own edible male juice, here is our time tested recipe. You’ll need to gather an egg, plain yogurt, water, cornstarch, and just a pinch of salt. Follow these directions, and you’ll have something that you may eat and have the look and consistency of the real thing. It is a little bit more difficult than actually making the ‘real thing’ or using any of the above, but it’s definitely worth it.

Ingredients:

I. Egg

This neat device can assist you with getting just the whites

This neat device can assist you with getting just the whites

1 egg and just the egg whites need. This nifty egg white separator can do the trick for you as well.

II. Water

1 cup

Just need to measure out 1 cups worth of water

Just need to measure out 1 cups worth of water

However you choose to measure it, you’ll only need about 1 cups worth of water. 1/4 mixed initially with the cornstarch, while the rest goes in the pan.

III. Cornstarch

organic corn starch
2 tablespoons worth to add the right amount of thickness to your fake semen.

IV. Yogurt
1 tablespoon

 

We found the greek style yogurts to have the best consistency.

We found the greek style yogurts to have the best consistency.

V. Salt

Real semen is slightly salty, you can skip this if you want.

Real semen is slightly salty, you can skip this if you want.

Just a pinch for flavor. Don’t necessarily have to add this, only if you want to make the ‘real thing’ so to speak.

 

Directions:

What you’ll want to do is take about a 1/4 cup of that water and mix it with your corn starch to allow it to slightly dissolve. Take the remaining 3/4 cup of water and put it on simmer on the stovetop in a pan. Combine the stirred cornstarch and water into the pan, whisking them together. It will quickly mix together and become very thick. Once it is, remove it from the burner and allow it to cool to room temperature. If you wish to speed up the process, you can create an ice bath to place the pan on or stick it in a fridge to cool down. You’ll want to do this prior to adding the egg white, because if it is still hot you risk cooking the egg instead of incorporating it. Take the egg white and yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. During this time, you can add a pinch of salt to get it to the desired taste. Set your mixture aside until ready to use!

This will keep for about a day or so, depending on how quickly you can stick it in the fridge. Do not leave it out, since the egg whites and yogurt can easily spoil in room temperature. Or maybe leave it out, if you want to use this stuff for a sickly revenge prank.

What to do with it?

Ah, now it’s done and you want to use it? You or your lover may fulfill a fantasy with this substance.. or you can stick it in a condom and send it in the mail to an unsuspecting victim. While sending ACTUAL sperm may not be allowed, sending this look alike substance in a package is. It can be thrown on beds, door knobs, and car handles. You can squirt it on people, or have a bit in your hand as you go to shake someone else. Have an ex think you’re cheating on HIM, and get petty revenge by having fake cum all over your shared bed.. just on his side of the sheets.

All this is really gross, and we hope that you wouldn’t do anything like this. Our informational article is just for that – and we are not held responsible for what you do. We hope you have fun however, and let us know in the comments what you choose to use it for. Happy pranking!

 

Annoyatron Prank Review

The Annoyatron Prank

annoy-a-tron

As the name implies, this little device will annoy the heck out of your unsuspecting victims.

Imagine this:

You hear it.. “BEEP!” – 10 minutes later, that same buzzing noise happens again.. “BEEP!”. Dang, your mind thinks, “I need to find that thing.” You set off on a frantic search for this annoying beeping, which is seemingly going off in random intervals. The anticipation of the sound soon enters your mind, and the it kills you. It will go off in 5 minutes, then 8, then 3. Each time, almost impossible to place where the source is located. Soon your room or office is a disheveled mess, and any passerby would instantly recognize the crazed look on your face. The sharknado passed through here, and the murder scene is evident. It will drive everyone crazy. Searching and waiting will eat you alive, since the sound is almost impossible to pinpoint.

This ‘annoyatron’ device is AMAZINGLY small, and comes with it’s own battery to last for weeks on end of hilarious fun. You might get annoyed pranking your coworker, boss, neighbor, or roommate – but hold out, because the results of it are worth it.

Best places to hide an Annoyatron

We found that the best places to hide it are underneath desks, in drawers, in teddy bears, and multiple other places that are difficult to get to or search. Hide it in the dorm room of your enemy, behind their desk or under their bed. Have a coworker that is driving you crazy? Use it to drive the berserk as they fiendishly and helplessly search everywhere for the annoying beeping around them. Hide in conference rooms, bathrooms, and bedrooms. Since it is very difficult to pinpoint, using tape and placing it in a hard to reach place will most likely yield the best results.

In one video, a coworker hilariously taped his cubemate (probably to cause some sort of distraction of the cube-monkey life) as he almost ripped out his hair by searching for the device. To admit to his guilt, he finally showed in a tell all video where the device was hidden. The coworker who was being pranked definitely had a smile on his face, as he set out to find that little electronic terror device. It was conveniently well hidden, placed in the end of a file cabinet. The only way to find it was to remove the whole cabinet, and find it lodged in the back. Such an excellent spot, and one we recommend as well.

You can even get a hidden camera to record as well, so you can post it on YouTube and forever make fun of your pranked frenemy. That’s exactly what this guy did:

Here’s a link to a similar video, this time placed behind the monitors. Sorry for the potato like quality of the recording.

Check out another video here of people getting annoyed frantically searching for it:

We also wanted to reach out to first hand testimonials. If you have one you’d like to contribute, please contact us or leave a comment below!

Also, you can get your own Annoyatron device here (for around $13 + S/H!

Oldie Revenge Prank – Mentos and Diet Coke Prank

Have you heard of Diet Coke?
diet coke revenge prank

Have you ever seen those Mentos commercials?

mentos revenge prank

Well, we’d like to present to you the marriage of these two fine consumer goods. Introducing the:

 

Mentos And Diet Coke Prank

 

The set up:

This prank is very simple to do. All that is needed is Diet Coke, some Dental Floss, Mentos, and an unwitting victim. Scissors help too.

To set up the revenge technique, what you need to do is acquire your tools and supplies needed for success:

Step 1:

Pull a single mentos mint out of the packaging, and tie one end of the floss around the center of the mint in a loop.

Step 2:

Slowly open up the Diet Coke. We say slowly open it just in case someone is pranking you first, while you’re trying to set up this revenge prank (see the video at the end of this article). Place the tied mentos near the top of the cap.

Step 3:

Screw back on the cap of the Soda. Be sure to have the flossed up mentos mint near the top, sitting snuggly against the cap. You can now cut the floss to hide the evidence around the cap, once the string is held in place with the cap.

Step 4:

Sit back and enjoy. Or if feeling adventurous, record the video and upload it to your favorite streaming site for us. We’ll show it here if it’s awesome enough!

Why this works (short answer – Science!):

Without going too much into the science behind it, basically the Mentos reacts with the diet coke, causing the carbonation to fizz up and explode. Your unwitting victim will never know what hit them, because who honestly studies a soda they grab out of the fridge for too long? I always grab one without looking, and open right before I drink it. Hopefully your victim will to.

Tips:

  • Don’t put the soda on it’s side! This will cause the chemical reaction to occur suddenly!
  • You can also do this to a 2 liter bottle.

Mentos and Diet Coke Prank Video:

There’s actually quite a few videos detailing this prank floating around on the interwebs. What’s great about this particular video is that the older sibling is pulling the mentos and diet coke prank on the sister, when she is trying to show a video of the Mentos and Diet Coke prank! Hilarious! See for yourself below 🙂

Please write us in the comments if you have any other ideas on how to prank someone good with mentos and coke!