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Your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend annoying you? Are you still upset? Find out more about our Ex-Lover revenge pranks.

How To Make Fake Semen

There are certainly quite a few different pranks that revolve around the necessity of knowing how to make fake semen. We actually found a few different ways to go about producing your own looking, smelling, and feeling type for your own personal use. Some of these can be used as lubricants, others just for show, while another might even be slightly edible – if you use the right type of egg and can handle the taste. Read on to learn 3 different ways to get the desired outcome what you want, and decide what is perfect for your scenario.

Methyl Cellulose

In the Porn Industry, they need to have a product that can be used that does not contribute to things such as yeast infection. They need something without sugar and is neutral to the inside of a woman’s nether regions. So to help fulfill certain fetishes, they use a product known as methylcellulose.

Thick or Thin, warm or cold, this stuff will do the trick when told.

This stuff is actually used in the regular film industry as well, because of it’s gel like consistency. If you’ve ever seen the movie ghost busters, then you know that this is the green gunk that covered all the actors in a few scenes. This particular variety, F50, is the perfect type to make fake cum with. It’s a “culinary essential” – but I personally wouldn’t eat it. Some types of fetishes need bucket loads of this stuff, and the directors and experts have turned to this stuff to fulfill their needs. If it works for them, it should work for you as well!

Where to buy fake cum

Choose the size for your dastardly needs.

Not interested in buying the porn industries favorite look-a-like and mixing it yourself? Want something easy, ready to use, and you can use as a lubricant as well? Great- you’re in luck! You can purchase what is known as “cum lube” from stores online, which has the look and feel of semen, but at the same time is safe for use in other activities. You can get a small size to just test it out, or opt for the bucket load – which truly is a bucket full of this gunk. It’s enough to stop anyone in their tracks and say “WOW!” or to pour all over the place and record the looks on people’s faces as they have to clean it up, or make their way through it.

Fake Semen Recipe

We know what you’re really here for though. Without further ado, here is the recipe on how to make your own fake cum. If you decide to go the route of making your own edible male juice, here is our time tested recipe. You’ll need to gather an egg, plain yogurt, water, cornstarch, and just a pinch of salt. Follow these directions, and you’ll have something that you may eat and have the look and consistency of the real thing. It is a little bit more difficult than actually making the ‘real thing’ or using any of the above, but it’s definitely worth it.

Ingredients:

I. Egg

This neat device can assist you with getting just the whites

1 egg and just the egg whites need. This nifty egg white separator can do the trick for you as well.

II. Water

1 cup

Just need to measure out 1 cups worth of water

However you choose to measure it, you’ll only need about 1 cups worth of water. 1/4 mixed initially with the cornstarch, while the rest goes in the pan.

III. Cornstarch

2 tablespoons worth to add the right amount of thickness to your fake semen.

IV. Yogurt
1 tablespoon

We found the greek style yogurts to have the best consistency.

V. Salt

Real semen is slightly salty, you can skip this if you want.

Just a pinch for flavor. Don’t necessarily have to add this, only if you want to make the ‘real thing’ so to speak.

Directions:

What you’ll want to do is take about a 1/4 cup of that water and mix it with your corn starch to allow it to slightly dissolve. Take the remaining 3/4 cup of water and put it on simmer on the stovetop in a pan. Combine the stirred cornstarch and water into the pan, whisking them together. It will quickly mix together and become very thick. Once it is, remove it from the burner and allow it to cool to room temperature. If you wish to speed up the process, you can create an ice bath to place the pan on or stick it in a fridge to cool down. You’ll want to do this prior to adding the egg white, because if it is still hot you risk cooking the egg instead of incorporating it. Take the egg white and yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. During this time, you can add a pinch of salt to get it to the desired taste. Set your mixture aside until ready to use!

This will keep for about a day or so, depending on how quickly you can stick it in the fridge. Do not leave it out, since the egg whites and yogurt can easily spoil in room temperature. Or maybe leave it out, if you want to use this stuff for a sickly revenge prank.

What to do with it?

Ah, now it’s done and you want to use it? You or your lover may fulfill a fantasy with this substance.. or you can stick it in a condom and send it in the mail to an unsuspecting victim. While sending ACTUAL sperm may not be allowed, sending this look alike substance in a package is. It can be thrown on beds, door knobs, and car handles. You can squirt it on people, or have a bit in your hand as you go to shake someone else. Have an ex think you’re cheating on HIM, and get petty revenge by having fake cum all over your shared bed.. just on his side of the sheets.

All this is really gross, and we hope that you wouldn’t do anything like this. Our informational article is just for that – and we are not held responsible for what you do. We hope you have fun however, and let us know in the comments what you choose to use it for. Happy pranking!

Fake Ultrasound Pictures To Use

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Sounds we can’t hear with our ears is known as ultrasound. This frequency of sound waves is used by animals such as bats to locate prey. Ultrasound is also used to detect things such as babies inside of human beings. It is noninvasive and allows the doctor to see the hopefully healthy development of a child in the mother’s womb. They will then print out still images from that reading to give to the family to cherish, which are known as ultrasound pictures. What you want to do with these is up to you, but this photographic evidence may be manipulated for some dastardly deeds instead.

The sonogram device looks something like the picture below, with the actual image showing up on the screen behind it. It uses the sound sensor and emitter, as well as a gel like coating to increase lubrication. The handheld device then emits sound waves much like sonar or echolocation, and then picks them back up and displays them as an image on the screen. Check it out:

There is a fantastic prank product that we have found for you to use and enjoy in your dealings with deadbeats and exes. Combine it in your overall plot with a fake pregnancy test from a few weeks earlier, and you’ll be ready to exact what monetary compensation you need – and you won’t even need to buy or have to deal with an abortion to top it all off.

The name of this revenge tactic is known as extortion. Extortion is illegal in the United States, so check with your local government before pursuing this technique. Also committing fraud is illegal, so I’d check with a legal authority such as a lawyer before doing this. Now that we have that disclaimer out of the way, let us introduce you this prank tactic:

We’ll call this the “Abortion Extortion”

If you can get a set of these realistic looking ultrasound images below, you can see that they are very convincing. Click that link to check them out.

Buy Fake Ultrasound Pictures

If you could purchase these fake ultrasound pictures, you will be light-years ahead of convincing someone that someone else is pregnant. There is a real baby in there, and it’s a real photograph. When they print out, they are glossy and look like a photograph. Well, you’re in luck, we’ve teamed with an amazing company to provide you the most realistic prank product we can come up with. It will be shipped discretely to your door, for you to then use in your own pranks.

Make A Fake Ultrasound With Your Name On It

These things are fully customizable, or you can place your name or victim’s name and the date on the top. Just click the ‘Customize it’ icon, and then put your name and date at the top like so:

Patient Name: [LAST NAME, FIRST NAME]

Date: [THE DATE YOU WANT IT TO SAY]

What this will do is provide a very CONVINCING item you can use to tell people you are pregnant. You can distribute through instagram, facebook, and in person to share with the world the happy and joyous news!

To top it all off, you can also purchase fake DNA tests, should that deadbeat or ex try to weasel his way out of paying you what you want. Good luck, don’t get caught, and happy revenging!

You can purchase them over here, from Zazzle.com

Nair Shampoo Bathroom Prank Idea

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Nair, the product that potentially means “no hair” – was developed to easily remove hair from the body. It does this by basically breaking the bonds in keratin, the main component of hair. This allows those who are using the product to easily wipe away the now removed hair follicles.

I wonder if we can come up with some sort of dastardly prank to use this Nair with? I’m sure many of our readers can guess where this is going. We’re calling it the No Hair Shampoo Revenge.

Nair comes in a wide range of products, but the one we are most interested in is the hair remover lotion. Caution: it can literally burn your flesh, hair, and nails off – and will smell like burning rubber. We recommend using gloves, and probably not doing this prank. With that disclaimer out of the way here’s a setup for your revenge!

The Nair “No Hair” Revenge Prank

What you’ll need to buy:

First find whatever shampoo your Mark uses. You can either purchase a new one, or just ruin the shampoo he or she currently uses. This one is good.

Next, you want to go out and buy something that looks like this:

Nair Hair Removal Lotion

If you opted to buy new shampoo, remove most of its contents and place the hair removing lotion in. Put the now sabotaged package in an easily accessible area within the bathroom. Wait for your target to take a shower, and be prepared for the consequences of your actions. You’ll probably want to have an alibi, or be ready to run – taking anything valuable with you that can be smashed or destroyed. You don’t want to be in the path of this rage machine once they get out!

What’s going to happen is when they take a shower and use the shampoo, the Nair will immediately get to work attacking their hair follicles. As they are lathering their scalp, the lotion will start disintegrating their hair. They probably won’t know what’s going on. To them, the hair that is falling out will look like dirt. As they continue washing, they might start feeling a burning sensation. It is particularly devastating to use on a female, since their hair takes much longer to grow back to its initial length. And unfortunately for them, girls can be catty – which is why there’s a movie titled “Mean Girls”. This has definitely happened in dorms and sororities. Fair warning though, this attack could lead to a meltdown and potential legal repercussions, causing someone to drop out of college and shy away from life for a bit. Guys might be more pissed off at this attack, however, but they at least can rock a bald scalp for a while.

This prank product also works really well if you have a roommate or enemy who uses your shampoo without asking. they will from now on ask you something of yours, rather than just taking it.

WARNING – It is NOT meant for the head, so don’t do this prank lightly or for fun to anyone you don’t want to get back or get revenge on. They will have scabs and burn marks for the next month. Be prepared to get away at a drop of the hat if you decide to this. Likewise, do not use this product on sensitive areas such as the area between your legs. In fact, don’t do this prank. It’s for educational purposes only.

If you’re really interested, watch the video below to see what happens if you do this prank to your roommate:

The guy definitely handled it better than any of us here would have. Happy revenging!

Exlax Laxative Prank Revenge

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What is Exlax?

Exlax is a brand of laxative drug known as a “stimulant laxative”. Main uses of this product are for constipation, or in other words – when you really need to poo but can’t. The active ingredient is called Sennosides, derived from Senna Leaves. It works by stimulating and irritating the intestines, causes contractions and eventually expulsion of the poo. There are certainly other types of laxatives, but this is the one we recommend. It comes in pill form, which you can crush up. Here’s the thing, you can use this product for other nefarious ventures as well.

There are also other laxatives out there, such as Magnesium Citrate, which are meant to literally “evacuate the colon prior to surgery.” The choice is yours for what you want to use. What’s good about Magnesium Citrate is that it can come in liquid form in a variety of flavors, from cherry, blueberry, grape, lemon, and strawberry. This is far better if you wish to add to an already favored beverage your nemesis desires, like soda or koolaid.

Also, we’d recommend getting the powder, since it is much simpler to add to your dry mix of ingredients.

To prepare for this revenge prank, first you have to find out what your mark enjoys to eat and/or drink. If it’s a close friend or relative, this should be relatively simple. If you can add this in their favorite meal such as cookies, ice cream, or bake into brownies, it will be far more simple for you to get the ‘medicine’ working in their system.

If you opted for Exlax, be sure to crush the pills into a powder to mix with food, or if you’ve already purchased the powder, you’ll be good to go. Magnesium citrate is great in juice, which we’d go that route if you wanted to mix up some Koolaid.

Laxative Prank Recipes

Here’s some recipes to try and add your naughty product to.

I. Oatmeal Exlax Cookies:

These are the cookies made in Furious Pete’s video below.

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Mix the butter and eggs. Line baking pan with cookie sheet. Add the dry mix (with laxative) to the butter and egg mixture, mix thoroughly. Use a rounded spoon or melon baller to scoop mix onto pan. Cook for 12 minutes, until outsides are golden brown. Take out of the oven, and let cool for 5 minutes before handing over to your enemy!

II. Chocolate Laxative Brownies:

Note: The chocolate exlax would be perfect for this prank.

To make these exlax brownies, all you’ll need is the brownie mix, a quarter cup of water, a half a cup of vegetable oil, one egg, and of course the chocolate exlax. Preheat your oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Mix all the wet ingredients in a bowl, and then incorporate the brownie mix & exlax into the wet mix. Spray the cooking pan, and place the mixture inside. Cook for about 40-45 minutes, or until you can stick a knife into the brownie and it comes out clean. Set to cool, cut, and get your mark!

A word of caution:

Misusing laxatives can cause ruined colons in the long run, and can cause extreme discomfort. Laxative abuse is a real thing, so be sure to not pull this prank more than once a month on your mark. Hopefully once will be more than enough. Other side affects include cramping, lightheadedness, and nausea, but I mean.. you’re basically giving them diarrhea. While we haven’t heard of any serious injuries from using these as pranks, we’d recommend not doing them. Now that this disclaimer is out of the way, on to the best part. Seeing it in action!!!

And of course, here’s some awesome videos:

Watch John prank Nikki with laxative ice cream and kool aid.

Watch Furious Pete use laxative powder on his girlfriend.

Fun With Saran Wrap Pranks

I. Saran Wrap A Car:

(with other objects)

The first prank is one to pull on a victim’s vehicle. It’s easy to do. Take the roll out of the box and discard in a rubbish bin. You’ll use the whole roll for this one. Wrap tightly around the vehicle in a clockwise or counter-clockwise manner. Be sure to start at the bottom and work your way up. Also, you’ll want to ensure a tight seal from where the door begins to open at the bottom, and end with it at the top. If you do this effectively, you’ll have a door that will be almost impossible to open without the use of a knife or scissors. And since the box was thrown away (or recycled), your victim will have no choice but to try to saw through it with their keys. You can even attach it with other objects, such as shopping carts, trees, or balloons. Watch from a safe distance -and record their reaction, if possible.

II. Saran Wrap A Walkway/Hallway:

Since Saran wrap is pretty see through, it can be used as an effective blocking mechanism that people do not see coming. Best places to put it are at around face level so you can get pictures like this:

Looks like she didn’t see this one coming..

Check out the video below to see some of a compilation of the wrapping material blocking people dead in their tracks. It helps if you can also get them to have a running start..

Don’t forget, that animals can fall for this too. Place it in a dog door, a hallway your roommate’s evil cat always walks through, or other places that are “high traffic areas” for people and animals. This one get’s the best results

III. Saran Wrap Toilet Seat:

The third prank to pull with this clingy film is to line the top most section of a toilet with the wrap.

As you see in the video above, cling wrap is pretty see through once pulled tightly enough fooling someone even if they do look before they squat. It is more effective for those who sit however, so sorry to those who do have to squat to pee.

IV. Saran Wrap a person:

looks like he’s not going anywhere for a while

This setup will require you to recruit the help of some volunteers. This prank is much better to pull than using, say – Duct Tape – since that hurts to get off. The good thing is that a few layers of saran wrap can tightly bound even some of the strongest people. You can Saran Wrap them on beds, saran wrap them to chairs, or any other object such as two or more people together! Best thing though is to just bound their arms to their sides, and get their legs. Watch them scurry along like a catapiller for help. You can even use the duct tape you saved to slap it over their mouth so you’ll only hear muffled pity and not their screaming and hollering for help.

What other uses are there for Saran Wrap? Contact us or send us your comments below!

Always Positive Pregnancy Test Prank Review

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This is the best revenge on a cheating girlfriend or wife, or a way to prank your boyfriend/husband – introducing the Always Positive Pregnancy Test prank.

Being cheated on sucks. To one of the authors at HowTo:Revenge, he explains that it feels like a punch to the stomach. There is a sinking feeling in the gut, with your stomach moving down below the navel – the empty space is replaced with confusion, anger, then hate. Well, we don’t know much about that – sorry buddy, but what we do know is how to prank someone pretty good with this tactic. So, how can you get even with your soon to be ex gf or bf?

The Always Positive Pregnancy Test Revenge Product:

Big mouth Toy’s fake pregnancy kit

Do you have that sneaking suspicion that your lover is cheating on you? Want to end your relationship in style, by causing some emotional trauma to them like they did to you? Perfect way to do this is by getting one of these bad boys. It will always test positive. So if you start noticing pregnancy tests, get this product and get revenge.

Check out the video below of the fake pregnancy kit being tested:

As you can see in the video above, it takes just a little bit of fluid to set off the prank. In this case, it is water, but in the case of your victim, it will be their own urine. Just leave it in the trash if you notice other pregnancy tests there.

A word of caution, you can’t just buy one. Ladies usually like to have a “backup test” just in case of finding out false positives. In this case, you can get the “always positive” tests out of a real box for them, like below.

First response real looking fake pregnancy test

What we don’t recommend, but can work, is for ladies to purchase this to get back at cheating boyfriends before breaking it off, saying they want their kid raised responsibly and not with an asshole. Hell, you could even use it to trick a “dead beat” dad into giving you child support – not that we’d recommend that or anything.

Fair warning, however – some men have taken precautions by snipping their tubes, and the same situation can be reversed. Some ladies have their tubes tied as well. Now, with great power comes great responsibility. Use this product wisely, and have fun while doing it 🙂

FANtastic Redecoration – Glitter Prank Revenge Idea

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Oh, no.. Oh YES!

Glitter, aka the “Herpes of Craft Supplies” is one HELL of a mess to clean up. It finds itself in every little crevice imaginable, and stays there until cleaned up. Problem is, it is almost IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of. Here is a prank that will leave your victim finding Glitter over the next couple of years.

Supplies

Really, all you need is to find a craft store that sells glitter, access to your victims location, and your nemesis to have a fan. That’s it.

The Set Up

Basically all you really need is a fan, and some glitter. Pour a large or small amount on top of the fan. Be careful if the fan has a tilted section, because you don’t want to set off your target and let them know about the prank before it happens. Once everything is set up, turn off the lights, and close the door. Hopefully the mark will be the next one to come in. This is probably why it’s better to do it in their bedroom, during warm afternoons like the summer days we’re currently facing.

Glitter Revenge Prank

This prank works best in hotter climates, and during the hot season. Basically, as long as they walk in there and are able to spread love and joy by turning on the fan, that’s what you’re after. While it may be difficult during the winter, or if you live in a place that rains most of the time, well – don’t know how to assist you there. But, we hope that this prank helped you out a little bit to learn from, and hopefully get even on a bad roommate or coworker 🙂

Other Uses for Glitter

Didn’t put all your glitter up on that Fan, did you? That’s alright, here are a couple more ways to use glitter – Throwing a little Glitter in the pockets your enemies jeans (especially right before they throw them in the washer). Its like a pretty FABULOUS disaster every time they pull something out of their pockets. It takes forever to go away. Heinous, but great revenge prank. We haven’t tried placing it in laundry detergent, but we think that your victim will be able to sniff out your dastardly deed before it is done. Also, you can try and fill some in a balloon, blow it up and set it in their room. If you have a dog that loves to bite balloons, then you’re pretty much set. Just set it up, let the pup in, and you’re golden (retriever).

Don’t Forget

There are more things to put on top of fans as well. You can try flour, water, or even mounds of rice to make it more fun!

Lastly, you can take those little holes of paper from a hole puncher and put them on top of the ceiling fan blades. Just wait for your unknowing victim to turn on that ceiling fan. Instant snow, in the Summer. That should brighten their day up a little bit! 😛 Have fun, be safe, and get your payback!

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