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How To Make Fake Vomit & Puke – And What To Do With It

Fake vomit is a necessary evil sometimes, but you’ll have to get your hands “dirty” making vomit with these tasty recipes. We’ve created 3 great recipes for you to make and try out on your own. Are you the type of kid that is trying to dupe your parents to get out of school? Are you the social prankster that will walk out into a crowded public street, concealing your concoction in a towel, pretend to gag, and reveal this mess to the disgust of onlookers? Do you want to make a trip to the movie theaters hell for all the audience around you?

Well, we hope not, but we’re going to be providing this educational article on how to make fake vomit. There are actually multiple ways to create realistic looking puke, which we’ll outline some of our favorites in this article.

Making Fake Puke

This is a terrible looking fake puke product, so we’ll teach you how to make your own below!

Vomit caused by throwing up typically consists of stomach fluids and acids, also known as gastric acid. This is formed in the stomach and mixes with undigested food to help break it down. No matter what it contains, it also always smells terrible. Likewise, it is also one of the most disgusting sounds people can hear. That guttural-wrenching “Ullugghh”. Yuck! The thought of it even sends shivers down our spines.

People throw up typically from being sick, with things such as ‘sea sickness’, car sickness, or even from being really really drunk. Also, when someone close by you is also sick and expelling their most recent meal or drink, everyone around them well get sick as well, which leads to social puking. There are also chemicals known as ‘Emetics’ which can help facilitate vomiting too. Our goal is not to teach you how to throw up with a product (there may be another article about the), but actually what household items you can use to produce your own nasty looking and smelling puke!

3 Good Recipes For Fake Puke

Vomit is easily created with a few pantry items you can find around the house. We’ve identified 3 ways to make fake vomit. Let us know which one is your favorite!

Method 1: How To Make Fake Vomit Easily

Ingredients:

1 Cup cooked Oatmeal:

Nothing better than Oatmeal to make come back up again!

Used for consistency and base in your mix of ingredients below. The old fashioned or rolled oats variety works best, although instant oatmeal is used for another technique below.

½ cup of sour cream or ranch:

Good, ole daisy brand sour cream. Can’t go wrong with the smell!

The sour cream gives it a little color and astringent smell, similar to the vinegar below. Similar to ranch, it will do the same thing.

2 chopped cheese sticks:

These cheese sticks provide the glump you’ll need.

You’ll chop up the cheesticks to provide the chunks in your chunky mixture. String cheese works best, and you can eat some while making this prank.

1 uncooked egg:

Seperator to just get the egg whites out

The yolk and whites are nasty gooey things. Do you want just the whites?

This provides the slimy texture of your batch of slime. The product above actually acts as an egg separator.

1 can of split pea soup:

Don’t you love the color green?

The wonderful color green, aka the color of your acid within your stomach!

Small handful of Raisins:

Yay! Raisins! Great for chunks

Raisins held break up the green and chunky mixture. So, what exactly did you eat beforehand?

1 tbsp of vinegar:

Just a little bit of acid can go a long way

Vinegar provides the smell, since it is an acid as well.

One large cooking pot:

Nice and non-sticky for your sticky mess!

What you’ll use to cook & mix the ingredients.

Process:

Step 1: Mix ingredients within the large cooking pot you grabbed for your creation.

Step 2: Cook on low heat for a few minutes, until you can’t take the smell anymore!

Step 3: Let cool, and place it where it causes the greatest effect.

Method 2: How To Make Fake Puke In The Toilet

Ingredients:

Saltine crackers or rich sea biscuits:

This will provide your mushy-gushy for your wonderful up-chuck.

Saltine crackers are used as a base, similar to the oatmeal in the prior method. You’ll want to chew these up for a greater effect.

Bowl or Toilet:

The playground for placement of your prank

This is where you will mix and place all your ingredients. Muahahhahah!

Water:

DiHydrogen Monoxide, aka H20 – the leading molecule for life!

This provides the liquidity in your puke! Don’t have to use anything other than sink water.

Puppy or cat food:

This alone looks good enough to prank someone.

This stuff stinks, and reminds people of the foul smell of your stomach acid.

Process:

Step 1: Chew up the crackers until they are nice and mushy gooshy.

Step 2: Spit in your bowl or toilet.

Step 3: Mix water into the bowl (If you don’t have a toilet handy)

Step 4: Add cat food, dog food or tuna to the mixture for smell, and have it lay on top of the toilet like you missed!

Method 3: How To Make Fake Puke Fast

Ingredients:

Instant Oatmeal:

Muahahah. Oatmeal is king for making it look like the real deal.

Those packets work wonders. We’d suggest the Banana one for the stench.

Colored GoldFish:

Use the Red & Green types for realistic coloring!

Oh man, they’re good. Just do actually get sick by eating the whole box! They provide the color you need to make it realistic.

Bread:

Nothing tastier than nature!

Bread helps provide some chunks for you, since when you eat you don’t fully chew your food – do you?

Applesauce or Baby Food:

Definitely something was mushed up by some teeth here.

Mott’s applesauce, such a tasty treat.. also the remnants of a meal un-digested.

Water:

Does drinking smart water make you dumber?

Water gives life, and gives you the ability to make your oatmeal & bread concoction meld together easily!

Bowl:

Place a bag in it you slob!

Just something to mix your goop in!

Process:

Step 1: Add oatmeal into bowl (½ cup or 1 cup) and combine with bread.

Step 2: Pour water over the dry oatmeal & bread, until the water just covers the mix.

Step 3: Add the crunched up colored goldfishes to give it a little pizzazz. Chew them up if you’d like as well. Spit really does help here.

Step 4: Add some of the apple sauce or baby food, whatever you have available.

Step 5: Throw in the microwave for a few minutes, until you like what you see.

Step 6: Add additional water and mix to desired consistency.

Use these wisely! These 3 methods of making fake vomit are sure to get you out of school or trick anyone who sees it. Great acting doesn’t hurt either – just don’t overdo it! Put them in plastic bags to take to-go, or place in your toilet and let your intended victim unwittingly find the gross concoction you have made.

As always, let us know what you think in the comments!

A Different Kinder Surprise – The Chocolate Dipped Easter Egg Prank

How To Make the Chocolate Covered Easter Egg Prank

This article is going to dive into how to turn a raw or hard-boiled egg into something that will mimic the Creme or Chocolate eggs you can buy around Easter time. As we’re publishing this article, this season is right around the corner. We guarantee you the Easter Bunny will be labelled a horrible prankster after you successfully pull this off.

What Ingredients You Need

The Chocolate Dipped Egg Prank is actually relatively simple to set up. You need to grab these ingredients and supplies before you begin:

1) Gloves (optional):

We apologize for this disgusting photo, it was the only one we had.

Gloves are not really necessary to complete this, but it definitely does help to keep things sanitary and stop you from getting dirty while making this disgusting candy to prank someone with.

2) Eggs:

Eggs are very versatile, and mischievous.

Raw or Hard-boiled – your choice. We chose to do the raw egg for greatest effect, but you can opt for a hard-boiled one, so as to reduce the chances of your victim getting Salmonella poisoning. I mean, if you really want to hit them where it hurts, go for raw.

3) Chocolate:

Delicious yummy chocolate

This variety is probably the best, in our opinion. It melts easy, has a wonderful sheen and final coat of the pranked egg.

4) Stove:

This is a hot plate, and works just as well.

You’ll use your stove to heat up the two pots, also known as a double boiler which you’ll see below. Above is a ‘hot plate’ which is similar, but more compact.

5) Double Boiler:

Two pots on top of each other, same size!

A double boiler allows chocolate to heat up slowly to a set point and not burn. There’s a lot of sciency stuff behind it, but the basic component is a pot of boiling water underneath a mixing bowl. The water heats up only to 212 degrees Fahrenheit, which is it’s boiling point. The steam then heats up the mixing bowl which will hold your chocolate used to coat the egg.

6) Tongs:

Like crab claws

The tongs will allow you to coat the egg effortlessly in the double boiler, without hurting yourself.

7) Wax Paper:

Any brand of wax paper will do.

For placing the eggs on after coated, prior to sticking them in the fridge to solidify.

8) Festive Foil or Cadbury Creme Eggs:

What sinister thing could be lurking underneath?

Foil works wonders if you get a variety in blue, however just using old and carefully removed authentic chocolate covered eggs that you rewrap can work wonders as well.

9) A Serving Plate:

Pretty sure this isn’t an Easter style plate.

Not needed, but adding presentation allows you to execute this dastardly deed onto your expecting target. Preparation is 80% of the battle.

Making the Easter Egg Prank

The process is relatively simple and straightforward. You’ll want to gather your supplies from earlier on your workstation, and get ready to get dirty.

Step 1:

Take an egg or two out of the fridge and allow to warm up to room temperature for about an hour or so. This will allow it not to build up condensation on the outside of the shell when you immerse it into chocolate later.

Step 2:

Put your pot of water onto the stove, and heat it up over medium-high heat. Place the large mixing bowl on top of the water, in effect creating your double boiler.

Step 3:

Pour the chocolate wafers into the double-boiler, until fully melted.

Step 4:

Place your egg into the melted chocolate with the tongs. Fully coat all sides. You may want to repeat this process 2-3 times, resulting in an evenly coated chocolate egg shell.

Step 5:

Lay onto wax paper, and then place into the refrigerator for 30 minutes to an hour, or until hard.

Step 6:

Wrap in your foil of choice, and prepare your prank to get your victim!

How to pull off the Prank!

What are you to do with it when once you’ve made it?? Here are a few ways to have this prank go down.

I. You can have an eating contest:

One especially naughty trick is to only make one nasty egg, and have a “who can eat a chocolate egg the fastest contest”. Let your mark scream in agony as they crunch down on the slimy insides of the egg.

II. You can leave it to be found:

Just leave it on the table with other treats. Easy enough, right?

III. Make it Spicy!

Add in some capsaicin for double the torture. Place it in with the melted chocolate prior to dipping!

IV. Just plain give it to them!

Most people will gladly accept a candy treat, especially around the holiday seasons. Place it on top of undesirable or less-desirable choices for better chance of them choosing it. If asked, play it off nonchalantly like it’s nothing, and you’re offering the last one to them. Don’t forget to film it!

What other thoughts do you have? Please comment below!

How To Make Edible Fake Poop

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Ah, we know what you want – edible fake poop. We get it, you want to gross out your friends or strangers as quickly as possible! You don’t want to use real poop, or have to buy your own fake poop – whether it be poop soap or plastic variety. But you still want some? Fear not, we here at How To Get Revenge have decided to share a few ways on how to make fake poop. After the horde of messages we’ve received asking about it, we found the simplest way to create the most realistic looking and edible doodoo possible. Read on to learn how to make your own, with simple corner store bought supplies. After you finish, walk your butt down to get some of the ingredients from the store, and then get your revenge – or at least prank a few people!

Fake Poop Recipe:

Fake poop needs to look brownish-black on the color spectrum. Sometimes it contains other things like fiber or corn kernals. The best way we found to make fake poop is to use these ingredients:

Peanut Butter

This is the stuff to give the bulk of your fake poop

The first of two main ingredients, peanut butter helps build a base and assists with the color of the novelty & edible doodoo that you are creating. After spending a short time in the mircowave, it will form into a crumbley mixture that when extruded through a pastry bag or a sandwhich bag will form the shape of the caca that is expelled from a human.

Corn

Corn isn’t necessary, but it’s a great addition!

Gross. Yup, to make it look as real as possible, we’ve added cooked corn into ours. You don’t have to, but it’s definitely a great plus. Corn generally goes undigested

Chocolate Syrup

Just a little bit to add some flavor and color.

The other main ingredient besides the peanut butter, the chocolate syrup. This adds the color to darken up poop, almost like you have blood in your stool!

Plastic Bag

You’ll use the plastic bags to hold the now mixed poop, It also really helps extrude the excrement as quickly as possible.

Scissors

Scissors are sharp, and can be used for multiple products

This is used to cut the plastic bag into a pastry style squeezer, so you don’t get messy placing the crap everywhere.

Spoon

Spoons galore!

This is used to get the peanut butter out of the jar, mix up your mess of a mixture, and place it into the plastic bag for excrement onto the plate or floor. Again, don’t want to get messy!

Bowl

Make sure it’s Microwave Safe!

Used for mixing the poop, what else! It needs to be microwaveable or “microwave” safe. You’ll might want to have gloves as well, just in case it get’s too hot.

Plate

What does it look like? It’s a plate, of course.

Not really necessary – it’ll be used to display your finalized masterpiece to use at your discretion.

Microwave

Muahahhahah, I love the microwave invention!

This nifty technology helps cook the peanut butter to a great consistency. It is important to use because it will add a crumbly-like texture, prior to mixing in the rest of the syrup.

Wax paper

Optional as well, but it will help handling and presentation of the poop and make your clean up a lot easier.

How To Make The Fake Poop:

Once you’ve gathered all of your ingredients, this is the easy part! Read on to learn

Step I:

First, you’ll want to mix the peanut butter and chocolate mixture together in a bowl with your spoon, enough so that the color is the brown blackness of regular poop. You could always add more chocolate syrup at a later time.

Step II:

Once you have the amount, color, and consistency seemingly to your satisfaction, you’ll want to put your (right now, very TASTY) mixture into the microwave. Depending on the amount that you’ve used you might want to add more.

Step III:

Take that bowl out of the microwave (make sure it’s not too hot!) and get ready to mix your poo back to the color you want, while still keeping the consistency. You could always repeat step II to get your desired amount right. Once it’s to your liking, get ready to place it into your plastic bag. Now would also be a good time to add your corn or nuts.

Step IV:

Ready to transfer this to your mold making device? Good. Grab your sandwich bag and scoop the poop into the bag. Take your scissors and make a small incision at a corner. Grab your plate with the wax paper and slowly pump out the chocolate mixture to form life like poop. BE CAREFUL! This is the really messy part.

Step V: ??????

Whatever you want to do with it. Place it in the toilet, on the ground, or carry it in a napkin in your backpack or pocket to use it at the best possible moment – say in a courthouse or at school?

Fake Poop Prank

Where do you use fake sh*t? Oh, your hearts content. You can place it in the top of a toilet for the ‘Double Decker’ prank, you can leave it in an entry way floor, right outside your roommates bedroom. Want to blame the dog? Place it where it usually walks. Send it in the mail and don’t hassle with the regulations from the US postal service! Know the oldest prank in the book? It’s when you have a brown paper bag, poop inside, and fire lit on the top. You place the steaming, burning pile sack on your enemies door and ring the doorbell. The frightened person will stop it out, having the contents smashed all over their shoes.

The best thing you can really do, and since this is edible, is that you can easily not only gross out your friends but you can make them think you’re crazy! Grab some of your nasty (yet tasty!) poop that’s on a plate, pick it up with your hand, and chow down. Hopefully you’re in view of all the victims you are trying to make vomit. Show them the smile with your teeth covered in the chocolate deliciousness, and delight yourself with the fact that everybody else thinks you just had a heaping mouthful of the disgusting and foul bowel movement.

How To Make Fake Semen

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There are certainly quite a few different pranks that revolve around the necessity of knowing how to make fake semen. We actually found a few different ways to go about producing your own looking, smelling, and feeling type for your own personal use. Some of these can be used as lubricants, others just for show, while another might even be slightly edible – if you use the right type of egg and can handle the taste. Read on to learn 3 different ways to get the desired outcome what you want, and decide what is perfect for your scenario.

Methyl Cellulose

In the Porn Industry, they need to have a product that can be used that does not contribute to things such as yeast infection. They need something without sugar and is neutral to the inside of a woman’s nether regions. So to help fulfill certain fetishes, they use a product known as methylcellulose.

Thick or Thin, warm or cold, this stuff will do the trick when told.

This stuff is actually used in the regular film industry as well, because of it’s gel like consistency. If you’ve ever seen the movie ghost busters, then you know that this is the green gunk that covered all the actors in a few scenes. This particular variety, F50, is the perfect type to make fake cum with. It’s a “culinary essential” – but I personally wouldn’t eat it. Some types of fetishes need bucket loads of this stuff, and the directors and experts have turned to this stuff to fulfill their needs. If it works for them, it should work for you as well!

Where to buy fake cum

Choose the size for your dastardly needs.

Not interested in buying the porn industries favorite look-a-like and mixing it yourself? Want something easy, ready to use, and you can use as a lubricant as well? Great- you’re in luck! You can purchase what is known as “cum lube” from stores online, which has the look and feel of semen, but at the same time is safe for use in other activities. You can get a small size to just test it out, or opt for the bucket load – which truly is a bucket full of this gunk. It’s enough to stop anyone in their tracks and say “WOW!” or to pour all over the place and record the looks on people’s faces as they have to clean it up, or make their way through it.

Fake Semen Recipe

We know what you’re really here for though. Without further ado, here is the recipe on how to make your own fake cum. If you decide to go the route of making your own edible male juice, here is our time tested recipe. You’ll need to gather an egg, plain yogurt, water, cornstarch, and just a pinch of salt. Follow these directions, and you’ll have something that you may eat and have the look and consistency of the real thing. It is a little bit more difficult than actually making the ‘real thing’ or using any of the above, but it’s definitely worth it.

Ingredients:

I. Egg

This neat device can assist you with getting just the whites

1 egg and just the egg whites need. This nifty egg white separator can do the trick for you as well.

II. Water

1 cup

Just need to measure out 1 cups worth of water

However you choose to measure it, you’ll only need about 1 cups worth of water. 1/4 mixed initially with the cornstarch, while the rest goes in the pan.

III. Cornstarch

2 tablespoons worth to add the right amount of thickness to your fake semen.

IV. Yogurt
1 tablespoon

We found the greek style yogurts to have the best consistency.

V. Salt

Real semen is slightly salty, you can skip this if you want.

Just a pinch for flavor. Don’t necessarily have to add this, only if you want to make the ‘real thing’ so to speak.

Directions:

What you’ll want to do is take about a 1/4 cup of that water and mix it with your corn starch to allow it to slightly dissolve. Take the remaining 3/4 cup of water and put it on simmer on the stovetop in a pan. Combine the stirred cornstarch and water into the pan, whisking them together. It will quickly mix together and become very thick. Once it is, remove it from the burner and allow it to cool to room temperature. If you wish to speed up the process, you can create an ice bath to place the pan on or stick it in a fridge to cool down. You’ll want to do this prior to adding the egg white, because if it is still hot you risk cooking the egg instead of incorporating it. Take the egg white and yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. During this time, you can add a pinch of salt to get it to the desired taste. Set your mixture aside until ready to use!

This will keep for about a day or so, depending on how quickly you can stick it in the fridge. Do not leave it out, since the egg whites and yogurt can easily spoil in room temperature. Or maybe leave it out, if you want to use this stuff for a sickly revenge prank.

What to do with it?

Ah, now it’s done and you want to use it? You or your lover may fulfill a fantasy with this substance.. or you can stick it in a condom and send it in the mail to an unsuspecting victim. While sending ACTUAL sperm may not be allowed, sending this look alike substance in a package is. It can be thrown on beds, door knobs, and car handles. You can squirt it on people, or have a bit in your hand as you go to shake someone else. Have an ex think you’re cheating on HIM, and get petty revenge by having fake cum all over your shared bed.. just on his side of the sheets.

All this is really gross, and we hope that you wouldn’t do anything like this. Our informational article is just for that – and we are not held responsible for what you do. We hope you have fun however, and let us know in the comments what you choose to use it for. Happy pranking!

How To Make Fake Blood (Edible too!)

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Fake blood, nothing could go better with Halloween than this! There are quite a few ways to make fake blood. You can of course buy it from here (vampire fake blood), but if you choose to make it, here is an awesome recipe that is even edible! That’s right, you can eat this stuff! Be careful, because it does stain. Enough bugging us already, just in time for Halloween we’ve created this edible fake blood recipe for you.

Edible Fake Blood Recipe

Making fake blood is relatively easy, and can be done with a few simple household ingredients. You’ll want to go out and purchase the following items below if you don’t currently have them in your pantry or Kitchen.

Ingredients:

4 cups Corn Syrup (about the size of a 32 fluid ounce bottle)
You can use this Karo Brand Light Corn Syrup

Corn syrup is made from the sweet sugars from corn. It is basically a fructose and glucose sugar mixture, with different ratios of each depending on type of corn syrup and brand/product you purchase. The Karo brand above is what we used in our test.

3 Tbsp (tablespoon) Red Food Coloring Red food coloring is a FDA approved food safe color additive. This is what will give the ‘blood’ it’s red bloodiness. More or less with create a more or less vivid shade of red.

One Mixing Bowl This is where you can mix the awesomeness, and use it to dole out your disgusting and realistic stickiness of bloood. It will also help contain the mess so your family members won’t get too upset of ruining the kitchen counters.

A Handheld Mixer or Whisk To assist with the mixing of awesomeness, and so you don’t prematurely get it all over your hands or clothes. Although not added here either, gloves might help out a lot as well.

Cocoa Powder (unsweetened)Cocoa powder helps darken the blood, while also providing a great thickness factor to it as well. The most commonly known brand in the US is hershey’s chocolate, which we’ve included above. Also, you can use Corn Starch as a replacement thickening agent.

Steps:

Creating the fake blood is a relatively easy and straight forward process. You’ll want to scoop out about 4 cups of corn syrup (full 32 ounce bottle) and add it to the bowl – you don’t even need to measure it. Mix with your whisk incorporating a few drops of the red food coloring. Is it as red as you like it? No, add more, if yes, then stop there! Now, mix in the Cocoa Powder to desired consistency, and voila! You’re all set. Now what should you do with it?

Fake Blood Pranks To Pull:

This fake blood that you’ve created is awesome. It is edible, it’s the color and consistency of real blood, and you can cause some real havoc with it! You can put it on your face and run around in public. You can pretend to throw up with some of it oozing from your mouth. It’s even a great addition to your costume on Halloween! Vampires, zombies, gunshot victims, or even murderers – whatever you are this Halloween, this quick and easy recipe is enough for you and your friends to enjoy and maybe even have as a treat!

Stay tuned for our video recipe to show all you visual learners how we roll!

Realistic Mannequin Head Pranks

Mannequin head in bed prank

This first prank is great to wake up someone when they are dead asleep. They will stare into the dead and soulless eyes of someone they do not recognize. As their brain is booting up, they will be frightened looking back at the conveniently placed inanimate object.

As you can see below, all you have to do is place the head in position next to your sleeping enemy. Poke them, or figure out a way to wake them (loud horns and tickling go a long ways as well), and let them roll over and be greeted by an alien sight! See how freaked out they are, and make sure you get it on video like below!

Mannequin head drop prank

This funny prank is in Portuguese, but you can at least get the drift of what’s going on in the video below. For a quick explanation of what’s happening – Basically, they’re having some oblivious man who is in on the scheme (who is wearing headphones and bumping music) drop a head off the mannequin, as people (read: the victims of the prank) are walking behind him. With convenient coincidence, a group of workers follows along with a large board across the path perpendicularly crossing the point of view of the dropped head and the ‘victims.’ One of the workers swoops down to pick up the fake head, while a human double appears from below the street. In a hidden compartment located within the sewer, a lady wearing a wig will place her head almost exactly where the fake head was dropped. As the unsuspecting victims try to help out by calling out to return the fallen item, they reach down and are greeted with a loud shriek from the alive person below – holding only a grip full of the wig that she was wearing. To see it in action, check it out here:

If you’re interested now, you can purchase your very own mannequin head here:

Just For Laughs Mannequin Head

Lifeless eyes and a full head of hair, this mannequin head is definitely frightening.

Mannequin Head In Shirt Prank

Want a way to creep out people in department stores? Look no further. With the similarity to slenderman no coincidence:

Slenderman prank costume, similar to the mannequin heads here

This prank will frighten the living crap out of people wherever you’re at. Something that is against the norm of society, seeing an elongated neck chasing you around the store will frighten even some of the most hardened of us. This quick 6 second clip shows how simple it really is:

Pretty scary if you ask us. Want more pranks, or know of any other uses of Mannequin Heads? Write to us below in the comments!

Fake Bullet Holes Product Review

Fake Bullet Holes

Non realistic looking car bullet holes.

Do you really want these actually fake looking things on your own ride? Well, it might be cook to buy and put on someone else’s car or bike, but we’ll leave that up to you.

You can purchase them anywhere from $2 up to $12, with the average price around $5. This is a solid deal, and they can be found in a metallic version for use on cars, or glass version for use on windows. The ones that we have come across when we bought a few don’t look realistic at all, and honestly, unless you live in the ghetto will you have to worry about getting your car shot up. Actually, if you live in America, it’s a real occurrence you might have to be wary of. Places like New Jersey, Oakland, and Texas will have real bullet holes lining people’s car doors. Other than that, you’ll probably look like someone trying to fake something that you’re not. On the other hand, you might be able to fake out someone who really lives in the ghetto and might get their car shot up – which is kinda funny if you ask us. It can be an option that you have to consider on your own.

During our search for the best fake bullet holes, we did come across these bullet hole temporary tattoos:

these fake temporary bullet hole tattoos look pretty neat.

They’re actually a prosthetic attachment you can use if you want to prank someone while you are dressed up for Halloween, or just want to give a scare to a loved one while you’re at it. Use some fake blood, get a ruined t-shirt and rip some holes into it, add the blood to the shirt and ground, and around your lip, and await for your roommate or significant other to come home and find you there after a false ‘home invasion’. Scare the living daylights out of them. You can also have a fake gun at the scene of the crime, like you just “had enough” and decided to take it out with yourself. It’s a much safer way than doing the real thing, and you can remove the stickers – not real bullets.

In terms of whether or not you should buy fake bullet holes or not, they can be added to stocking-stuffers or for a unique birthday gift. They look great when attached as a prosthetic in the image above, or on some car. You can buy them here:

Buy Fake Bullet Holes.

Our verdict? They’re cheap, and not so much of a waste of money for the novelty. Just don’t have this be the end all be all gift for someone. Think of it more like a side dish to a entree plate. It’s a product that can compliment a prank or gift for someone.

The Amazing Dyed Shower Prank

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This prank is one of the more simpler pranks out there, requiring very little experience and only two real products to get to put in motion. You will need to have some delicate hands to place the powder into the capsule, but more on that later.

The Stained Shower Prank

For the setup, what you’ll need is:

Gelatin Capsules

You can either purchase these, or bust open some Tylenol or other vitamin/powder capsule and dump out it’s contents to use. It’ll probably be easier to get them online however. This is what will store the staining dye powder. You’ll probably only need about 20 of these, again depending on the size of the shower head and how many can fit inside.

Koolaid Packs

Ah, the amazing Koolaid! This staining dye powder does wonders. It’s useful in a drink, or added to a shower-head to spray some unknowing target. You’ll need access to their bathroom however, so fair warning. Plus their logo dude is top rate, which you can smash in on them in the bathroom as well.

And of course, you’ll need access to your target’s bathroom and specifically their shower-head!

How do this prank work?

Basically, gelatin capsules work by holding the medicine or whatever product within these gel capsules. When you take a capsule such as Tylenol, the pill enter into your stomach to get dissolved by your stomach acid, thus releasing the medicine to get you to feel better. Well, this prank technique uses the similar process, except the gelatin is filled with a stain-creating koolaid instead of medicine, and uses water instead of stomach acid to dissolve this barrier. This will induce shock and horror to the showerer (the pranked), thinking that they are bleeding or in some type of sick and twisted movie or bad dream.

The reason that gel capsules are the best, is that they’ll dissolve slowly, thus releasing the payload over a prolonged period of time instead of just stuffing the shower cap with powder. If you did that instead, your enemy can just turn it on and notice what’s happening, not getting into the shower right away. If you’re anything like me, you’ll turn on the shower, check in a minute to see if it’s hot, and then jump in. If I saw a red stream of water all over the shower floor, my skin would turn the same color as I tried to flush out the perpetrator!

The outcome will look something like this:

bathroom revenge

Oh, they placed the fake staining blood in the top of the toilet bowl it seems as well.

Other Notes:

You could also potentially use hair dye or another ingredients inside of the gel capsule, not necessarily koolaid. Koolaid works because it is ridiculously cheap and powerful for this prank. And just a heads up, red is probably the best color, although you could go for green to get a sickly look on your victim. And lastly, while they’re in the middle of their shower, you can kick down the door and say:

“OH YEAHH!”

Alternatively, you can use something not as colorful but can get the job done for you. It is best pulled on roommates: Chicken Soup, Anyone?

Step1:

Unscrew shower head like the above prank, and put chicken bullion cubes into said shower head instead of the gel capsules. They look like this below. You’ll want to unwrap them before placing them in.

Step2:

Screw back on the shower head back to it’s original position, now filled with tasty ordinance.
Step3:

Act confused but quietly laugh to yourself when roommate steps out of shower, smelling like chicken and sticky from the hidden packages!

So that’s it!

If you’re interested in buying the ingredients for this revenge prank online, get the koolaid, gel capsules, and chicken bouillon cubes. Now, go out and get your revenge!

How To Make Fake Snot

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Interested in finding out how to make your own snot? Read on for this gross recipe and use it to pull some awesome pranks with it! The main ingredients of this prank product involve two primary molecular compounds: Glue and Borax. You’ll also want to have some food coloring (green and yellow work), a cup, some spoons, water, and plastic bags. Check below to see everything that you need, and click the links if you wish to purchase them.

Making Fake Snot Ingredients:

To make this dastardly disgusting and devious fun slimey mess, you’ll need the following things:

Elmers Glue

The first ingredient is glue. Elmer’s brand glue is washable, safe, and non-toxic. It is known as the “bull brand”, although it contains no animal byproducts (although the first glues used to be made from Casein, a protein in milk). It is created from a rubbery synthetic polymer known as PVA (or Polyvinyl Acetate). If you choose white glue, your slime will look more like boogers, while the clearer glue will give you more snot-like qualities. The choice is yours!

Borax

The second ingredient is Borax. Borax has been used as a laundry detergent and cleaner for over 100 years. In fact, the 20 mule team brand has been around since 1891, and is now owned by the Dial Soap corporation. Borax is also used as a food additive, although is illegal in the US. Studies have found that it can cause indigestion if swallowed, and skin irritation on the hands. It’s recommended you wear gloves when handling this, or have adult supervision.

Green Food Coloring

This is what will give the boogers their greenness. You can use more or less, depending on how green you really want your mucus. Too much, and your snot will look like slime – so be careful! Also, you might want to get some yellow food coloring just to add that sickly touch.

Plastic Bags

These plastic bags will hold your contained slimey mess and help you mix it around. You can also store the final product in here as well!

Other things you’ll need: A Spoon, Water, & a Cup.

Make Fake Mucus Recipe:

Here’s how to do it.

Step 1:

Combine 1/8th a Cup of Borax with half a liter of warm water (a little over 2 cups) in the plastic bag. Swish it all around to completely dissolve the borax in the warm water. (It doesn’t have to completely dissolve).

Step 2:

Take about two large spoonfuls of glue and mix with 3 large spoonfuls of water into your cup. You can also add in the food coloring right now. Mix it all around.

Step 3:

Combine the liquid glue and food coloring mixture in the cup into the plastic bag holding the borax and water solution. You’ll probably also want to dump one more teaspoon or tablespoon of the borax solution in the bag after as well, to make the streaks that boogers and snot makes.

Step 4:

Mix it all around, and remove to enjoy your brand new mucus!

Caution: While Borax is relatively nontoxic, always WASH YOUR HANDS after playing with this snot!

This recipe is also similar to how to make slime, which we will cover in the coming articles! Thanks, and we hope you enjoyed our How To Article!

Fake Ultrasound Pictures To Use

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Sounds we can’t hear with our ears is known as ultrasound. This frequency of sound waves is used by animals such as bats to locate prey. Ultrasound is also used to detect things such as babies inside of human beings. It is noninvasive and allows the doctor to see the hopefully healthy development of a child in the mother’s womb. They will then print out still images from that reading to give to the family to cherish, which are known as ultrasound pictures. What you want to do with these is up to you, but this photographic evidence may be manipulated for some dastardly deeds instead.

The sonogram device looks something like the picture below, with the actual image showing up on the screen behind it. It uses the sound sensor and emitter, as well as a gel like coating to increase lubrication. The handheld device then emits sound waves much like sonar or echolocation, and then picks them back up and displays them as an image on the screen. Check it out:

There is a fantastic prank product that we have found for you to use and enjoy in your dealings with deadbeats and exes. Combine it in your overall plot with a fake pregnancy test from a few weeks earlier, and you’ll be ready to exact what monetary compensation you need – and you won’t even need to buy or have to deal with an abortion to top it all off.

The name of this revenge tactic is known as extortion. Extortion is illegal in the United States, so check with your local government before pursuing this technique. Also committing fraud is illegal, so I’d check with a legal authority such as a lawyer before doing this. Now that we have that disclaimer out of the way, let us introduce you this prank tactic:

We’ll call this the “Abortion Extortion”

If you can get a set of these realistic looking ultrasound images below, you can see that they are very convincing. Click that link to check them out.

Buy Fake Ultrasound Pictures

If you could purchase these fake ultrasound pictures, you will be light-years ahead of convincing someone that someone else is pregnant. There is a real baby in there, and it’s a real photograph. When they print out, they are glossy and look like a photograph. Well, you’re in luck, we’ve teamed with an amazing company to provide you the most realistic prank product we can come up with. It will be shipped discretely to your door, for you to then use in your own pranks.

Make A Fake Ultrasound With Your Name On It

These things are fully customizable, or you can place your name or victim’s name and the date on the top. Just click the ‘Customize it’ icon, and then put your name and date at the top like so:

Patient Name: [LAST NAME, FIRST NAME]

Date: [THE DATE YOU WANT IT TO SAY]

What this will do is provide a very CONVINCING item you can use to tell people you are pregnant. You can distribute through instagram, facebook, and in person to share with the world the happy and joyous news!

To top it all off, you can also purchase fake DNA tests, should that deadbeat or ex try to weasel his way out of paying you what you want. Good luck, don’t get caught, and happy revenging!

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