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We’ve had a few questions about who we are here at How To Revenge, and wanted to discuss why we do what we do, and where we are going from here. First, we’ll start off with our backstory, and how we conceived of this idea. From there, we’ll look out onto the horizon and see what’s next for us in our evolution. We are extremely ecstatic on the recent turn of events and the opportunities presented to us, so we have written this post just for you. Without much further to do, here’s how we conceived of the idea.

How It All Began

hooligan - vandal

When we first started the site our freshman year of college many many moons ago, we were but a team of reckless roommates causing destruction and mayhem to each other and anybody unfortunate enough to get the way. This started out with a simple water balloon launcher on rooftops, which ultimately ended up launching fruit at random passersby. Fire extinguishers were stolen, filled with paint, and released on unsuspecting victims dousing vehicles and clothes with black liquid ink. Fire sprinkler systems were broken, causing the flooding of buildings. Supersoakers were filled with urine and sprayed. Dog poop was thrown and smeared all over people’s belongings. And salt was poured on lawns drawing out interesting shapes. Fist fights broke out. Too much mayhem, and not enough love going around. Some of the original clan even ended up spending nights in the county jail. That was no fun.

After one upping each other one too many times, the pranks got downright dirty. Friendships were lost and lifelong enemies were born that year. After a few too many beers one night, and much searching online, this site was born. Most of us still remain friends to this day. Some stay as arch-Nemeses. (really, it’s their loss). We try not to associate ourselves with those who take fondly to destruction of peoples property, but it happened.

stupid dumb pranks on statues

From that fateful night forward, we figured why not bring our knowledge to the world, and teach others exactly what we know. And what we know is how to exact vengeance. We’ve slowly added articles to the site of freshly written content that we felt was lacking around the world, and unable to find anywhere online. We are now ready to move onto the next step of our grand plan! We hope you’ll stay tuned!

Most of our articles and pranks are meant to be done in good nature, fun, and cheap to do. We also hope to bring relatively new information to you, like how capsaicin works or what borax is. We would never advocate actually hurting someone, and think those of you that do have sociopathic tendencies and need to get some serious help. Honestly, this is the quote that we live by:

“Living well is the best revenge, for everything else HowToRevenge.com“

We have since grown from our Juvenile tendencies, but still love teaching and informing everyone online about the wide range of pranks that are out there. This site is grown beyond our wildest imaginations and we now realize that the sky truly isn’t the limit, there’s so much more to do. We’re constantly going through our messages and resources and are excited to see how much more we can do.

What’s in store for the future at How To Revenge?

We’re very excited to announce the launch of our brand-new YouTube Channel, where we will be bringing informative and entertaining video content to the world. We haven’t released too much just yet, but we will tell you that we’ll be having a mascot who will be our host. Were currently going to release dozens of videos over the course of next couple months, and we kindly ask you to subscribe now and prepare for awesomeness!

We’re also looking forward to our partnership with several Internet retailers to bring our high quality standards of products delivered to you on time, and under budget. We have selected just a few that are reliable and that we can confidently assure will be the best prank product possible.

You can check out one such store here, with others still in the works.:

Our Zazzle How To Get Revenge Store

This store will be filled with prank greeting cards, posters, business card packs, bumper stickers, and much much more. We have a team of designers feverishly working on getting out the best and most asked for products as soon as possible. Have a suggestion for a product we haven’t offered yet? Drop us a note in our contact form!

Thanks for taking the time to read this article, we hope that you are just so excited about the future as we are. You’ll want to check back often, so please rate, subscribe, share, like, and comment – find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube.

Until next time, happy pranking folks 🙂

Interested in finding out how to make your own snot? Read on for this gross recipe and use it to pull some awesome pranks with it! The main ingredients of this prank product involve two primary molecular compounds: Glue and Borax. You’ll also want to have some food coloring (green and yellow work), a cup, some spoons, water, and plastic bags. Check below to see everything that you need, and click the links if you wish to purchase them.

Making Fake Snot Ingredients:

To make this dastardly disgusting and devious fun slimey mess, you’ll need the following things:

Elmers Glue

The first ingredient is glue. Elmer’s brand glue is washable, safe, and non-toxic. It is known as the “bull brand”, although it contains no animal byproducts (although the first glues used to be made from Casein, a protein in milk). It is created from a rubbery synthetic polymer known as PVA (or Polyvinyl Acetate). If you choose white glue, your slime will look more like boogers, while the clearer glue will give you more snot-like qualities. The choice is yours!

Borax

The second ingredient is Borax. Borax has been used as a laundry detergent and cleaner for over 100 years. In fact, the 20 mule team brand has been around since 1891, and is now owned by the Dial Soap corporation. Borax is also used as a food additive, although is illegal in the US. Studies have found that it can cause indigestion if swallowed, and skin irritation on the hands. It’s recommended you wear gloves when handling this, or have adult supervision.

Green Food Coloring

This is what will give the boogers their greenness. You can use more or less, depending on how green you really want your mucus. Too much, and your snot will look like slime – so be careful! Also, you might want to get some yellow food coloring just to add that sickly touch.

Plastic Bags

These plastic bags will hold your contained slimey mess and help you mix it around. You can also store the final product in here as well!

Other things you’ll need: A Spoon, Water, & a Cup.

Make Fake Mucus Recipe:

Here’s how to do it.

Step 1:

Combine 1/8th a Cup of Borax with half a liter of warm water (a little over 2 cups) in the plastic bag. Swish it all around to completely dissolve the borax in the warm water. (It doesn’t have to completely dissolve).

Step 2:

Take about two large spoonfuls of glue and mix with 3 large spoonfuls of water into your cup. You can also add in the food coloring right now. Mix it all around.

Step 3:

Combine the liquid glue and food coloring mixture in the cup into the plastic bag holding the borax and water solution. You’ll probably also want to dump one more teaspoon or tablespoon of the borax solution in the bag after as well, to make the streaks that boogers and snot makes.

Step 4:

Mix it all around, and remove to enjoy your brand new mucus!

Caution: While Borax is relatively nontoxic, always WASH YOUR HANDS after playing with this snot!

This recipe is also similar to how to make slime, which we will cover in the coming articles! Thanks, and we hope you enjoyed our How To Article!

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