There are certainly quite a few different pranks that revolve around the necessity of knowing how to make fake semen. We actually found a few different ways to go about producing your own looking, smelling, and feeling type for your own personal use. Some of these can be used as lubricants, others just for show, while another might even be slightly edible – if you use the right type of egg and can handle the taste. Read on to learn 3 different ways to get the desired outcome what you want, and decide what is perfect for your scenario.
Methyl Cellulose
In the Porn Industry, they need to have a product that can be used that does not contribute to things such as yeast infection. They need something without sugar and is neutral to the inside of a woman’s nether regions. So to help fulfill certain fetishes, they use a product known as methylcellulose.
Thick or Thin, warm or cold, this stuff will do the trick when told.
This stuff is actually used in the regular film industry as well, because of it’s gel like consistency. If you’ve ever seen the movie ghost busters, then you know that this is the green gunk that covered all the actors in a few scenes. This particular variety, F50, is the perfect type to make fake cum with. It’s a “culinary essential” – but I personally wouldn’t eat it. Some types of fetishes need bucket loads of this stuff, and the directors and experts have turned to this stuff to fulfill their needs. If it works for them, it should work for you as well!
Where to buy fake cum
Choose the size for your dastardly needs.
Not interested in buying the porn industries favorite look-a-like and mixing it yourself? Want something easy, ready to use, and you can use as a lubricant as well? Great- you’re in luck! You can purchase what is known as “cum lube” from stores online, which has the look and feel of semen, but at the same time is safe for use in other activities. You can get a small size to just test it out, or opt for the bucket load – which truly is a bucket full of this gunk. It’s enough to stop anyone in their tracks and say “WOW!” or to pour all over the place and record the looks on people’s faces as they have to clean it up, or make their way through it.
Fake Semen Recipe
We know what you’re really here for though. Without further ado, here is the recipe on how to make your own fake cum. If you decide to go the route of making your own edible male juice, here is our time tested recipe. You’ll need to gather an egg, plain yogurt, water, cornstarch, and just a pinch of salt. Follow these directions, and you’ll have something that you may eat and have the look and consistency of the real thing. It is a little bit more difficult than actually making the ‘real thing’ or using any of the above, but it’s definitely worth it.
Ingredients:
I. Egg
This neat device can assist you with getting just the whites
1 egg and just the egg whites need. This nifty egg white separator can do the trick for you as well.
II. Water
1 cup
Just need to measure out 1 cups worth of water
However you choose to measure it, you’ll only need about 1 cups worth of water. 1/4 mixed initially with the cornstarch, while the rest goes in the pan.
III. Cornstarch
2 tablespoons worth to add the right amount of thickness to your fake semen.
IV. Yogurt
1 tablespoon
We found the greek style yogurts to have the best consistency.
V. Salt
Real semen is slightly salty, you can skip this if you want.
Just a pinch for flavor. Don’t necessarily have to add this, only if you want to make the ‘real thing’ so to speak.
Directions:
What you’ll want to do is take about a 1/4 cup of that water and mix it with your corn starch to allow it to slightly dissolve. Take the remaining 3/4 cup of water and put it on simmer on the stovetop in a pan. Combine the stirred cornstarch and water into the pan, whisking them together. It will quickly mix together and become very thick. Once it is, remove it from the burner and allow it to cool to room temperature. If you wish to speed up the process, you can create an ice bath to place the pan on or stick it in a fridge to cool down. You’ll want to do this prior to adding the egg white, because if it is still hot you risk cooking the egg instead of incorporating it. Take the egg white and yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. During this time, you can add a pinch of salt to get it to the desired taste. Set your mixture aside until ready to use!
This will keep for about a day or so, depending on how quickly you can stick it in the fridge. Do not leave it out, since the egg whites and yogurt can easily spoil in room temperature. Or maybe leave it out, if you want to use this stuff for a sickly revenge prank.
What to do with it?
Ah, now it’s done and you want to use it? You or your lover may fulfill a fantasy with this substance.. or you can stick it in a condom and send it in the mail to an unsuspecting victim. While sending ACTUAL sperm may not be allowed, sending this look alike substance in a package is. It can be thrown on beds, door knobs, and car handles. You can squirt it on people, or have a bit in your hand as you go to shake someone else. Have an ex think you’re cheating on HIM, and get petty revenge by having fake cum all over your shared bed.. just on his side of the sheets.
All this is really gross, and we hope that you wouldn’t do anything like this. Our informational article is just for that – and we are not held responsible for what you do. We hope you have fun however, and let us know in the comments what you choose to use it for. Happy pranking!
