There are certainly quite a few different pranks that revolve around the necessity of knowing how to make fake semen. We actually found a few different ways to go about producing your own looking, smelling, and feeling type for your own personal use. Some of these can be used as lubricants, others just for show, while another might even be slightly edible – if you use the right type of egg and can handle the taste. Read on to learn 3 different ways to get the desired outcome what you want, and decide what is perfect for your scenario.
Methyl Cellulose
In the Porn Industry, they need to have a product that can be used that does not contribute to things such as yeast infection. They need something without sugar and is neutral to the inside of a woman’s nether regions. So to help fulfill certain fetishes, they use a product known as methylcellulose.
Thick or Thin, warm or cold, this stuff will do the trick when told.
This stuff is actually used in the regular film industry as well, because of it’s gel like consistency. If you’ve ever seen the movie ghost busters, then you know that this is the green gunk that covered all the actors in a few scenes. This particular variety, F50, is the perfect type to make fake cum with. It’s a “culinary essential” – but I personally wouldn’t eat it. Some types of fetishes need bucket loads of this stuff, and the directors and experts have turned to this stuff to fulfill their needs. If it works for them, it should work for you as well!
Where to buy fake cum
Choose the size for your dastardly needs.
Not interested in buying the porn industries favorite look-a-like and mixing it yourself? Want something easy, ready to use, and you can use as a lubricant as well? Great- you’re in luck! You can purchase what is known as “cum lube” from stores online, which has the look and feel of semen, but at the same time is safe for use in other activities. You can get a small size to just test it out, or opt for the bucket load – which truly is a bucket full of this gunk. It’s enough to stop anyone in their tracks and say “WOW!” or to pour all over the place and record the looks on people’s faces as they have to clean it up, or make their way through it.
Fake Semen Recipe
We know what you’re really here for though. Without further ado, here is the recipe on how to make your own fake cum. If you decide to go the route of making your own edible male juice, here is our time tested recipe. You’ll need to gather an egg, plain yogurt, water, cornstarch, and just a pinch of salt. Follow these directions, and you’ll have something that you may eat and have the look and consistency of the real thing. It is a little bit more difficult than actually making the ‘real thing’ or using any of the above, but it’s definitely worth it.
Ingredients:
I. Egg
This neat device can assist you with getting just the whites
1 egg and just the egg whites need. This nifty egg white separator can do the trick for you as well.
II. Water
1 cup
Just need to measure out 1 cups worth of water
However you choose to measure it, you’ll only need about 1 cups worth of water. 1/4 mixed initially with the cornstarch, while the rest goes in the pan.
III. Cornstarch
2 tablespoons worth to add the right amount of thickness to your fake semen.
IV. Yogurt
1 tablespoon
We found the greek style yogurts to have the best consistency.
V. Salt
Real semen is slightly salty, you can skip this if you want.
Just a pinch for flavor. Don’t necessarily have to add this, only if you want to make the ‘real thing’ so to speak.
Directions:
What you’ll want to do is take about a 1/4 cup of that water and mix it with your corn starch to allow it to slightly dissolve. Take the remaining 3/4 cup of water and put it on simmer on the stovetop in a pan. Combine the stirred cornstarch and water into the pan, whisking them together. It will quickly mix together and become very thick. Once it is, remove it from the burner and allow it to cool to room temperature. If you wish to speed up the process, you can create an ice bath to place the pan on or stick it in a fridge to cool down. You’ll want to do this prior to adding the egg white, because if it is still hot you risk cooking the egg instead of incorporating it. Take the egg white and yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. During this time, you can add a pinch of salt to get it to the desired taste. Set your mixture aside until ready to use!
This will keep for about a day or so, depending on how quickly you can stick it in the fridge. Do not leave it out, since the egg whites and yogurt can easily spoil in room temperature. Or maybe leave it out, if you want to use this stuff for a sickly revenge prank.
What to do with it?
Ah, now it’s done and you want to use it? You or your lover may fulfill a fantasy with this substance.. or you can stick it in a condom and send it in the mail to an unsuspecting victim. While sending ACTUAL sperm may not be allowed, sending this look alike substance in a package is. It can be thrown on beds, door knobs, and car handles. You can squirt it on people, or have a bit in your hand as you go to shake someone else. Have an ex think you’re cheating on HIM, and get petty revenge by having fake cum all over your shared bed.. just on his side of the sheets.
All this is really gross, and we hope that you wouldn’t do anything like this. Our informational article is just for that – and we are not held responsible for what you do. We hope you have fun however, and let us know in the comments what you choose to use it for. Happy pranking!
Can this stuff be injected into ones penis
I wouldn’t inject ANYTHING into a penis.
Dont ever ask that.
I’m not sure, I was wondering the same thing
I would say it’s definitely not safe. Use a fake penis instead.
Are you mental?
yo mama is
IF it was sterile to begin with…draw it up into a big syringe, attach a sterile catheter… insert alllll the way into your bladder after making sure it’s empty, and re-fill it with this mixture. I take 300mls and can control the squirting to look real.
But cum doesn’t come out of the bladder
it sure does…vafter you been pounded out for and hour and a half by 4 guys
I take the real deal invert it deep in my ass with a syringe Big one holds lots of sperm I take out of the condoms works for me
I tried injecting it in my penis, WORKED GREAT!
Thanks guys!!
NO, NO and again NO
If you want a second opinion the answer is also NO
why would you do that for ??????? DOH !
Well this is gonna be used for that white elephant party.
I was wanting to no can the fake cum get someone pregnant
No, there are no Semen in it so it is impossible getting someone pregnant. If you put in semen, then someone will get pregnant.
While true there is no semen in it… Putting semen in it would not get someone pregnant since semen does not always contain sperm. And sperm are what fertilizes an egg. Besides… What are the chances sperm would survive being mixed into a fake cumshot anyhow.
Jesus. I commend you Damian for even responding. If you can’t figure out that putting something that isn’t semen into a fucking slit cunt, that may or may not make a baby you need not apply to Mensa. Some people are so fucking stupid. Human beings aren’t designed to be that fucking stupid, why are you lot? Really annoys me. Use your fucking brain
We are looking at how to make fake nut, this is the pinnacle of human innovation
EXACTLY!!! Fucking stupid!
Thanks for clarifying this???!!!
I put it into my girls puss and hour later all we got was a cake.
Are you fucking retarded?
SOOOO FUNNY
Are you fucking retarded???
How to get someone pregnant when it is an artificial chemical substance???
Well, just before this info in google there is an article where scientists have made artificial seen & have injected it into nice. The mice got pregnant. They also injected it into an unfertilized egg & it developed a chick. But this shit wouldnt
You have to be carful about that. It won’t get the woman pregnant, but it can ferliize the egg and then the cum turnes brown.
Well. ok, that’s not true. Fake cum creates fake babies. They are computerized and they run on farts.
Besy reply yet 🙂 PMSL
Did you ride the slow bus to school? You can’t get pregnant from this any more than you could from a jar KY jelly.
You really don’t know shit about human biology, do you? Maybe you should refrain from having sex. On second thought, do not have sex. We really don’t need or want your genetics in the pool.Thanks
Funny as shit 🤣😂💦💦💦🤤🤤🤤
… tell me sir, are you mental?
Only if sailors use it.
Your too young to have a phone if you think you can get pregnant from egg whites lmfao.
The best lube available anywhere are the fake-cum lubes created by various Japanese manufacturers. Home to both the leading manufacturers and number of users of male sex toys in the world, Japan is on another level.
The fake cum lubrication is aimed at guys who have a cum fetish or want to fantasize about creampies, bukkakes, or something similar either alone or with a partner.
But its slimely texture and durability makes it the greatest lube there is for plastic pussies of all types. The only problem is that the stuff isn’t so easy to get.
Is that the Voice of Experience talking?
Remember to warm the product up before use, for best effect.
What do we gotta do after the Preparation of mixture ??
Drink it ??
Is there a way to make fake cum through a microwave?
Raw egg whites (or any raw part of an egg) are not really safe to eat. Despite the common practice of eating raw eggs, the shells are too permeable and the egg can get germs from chicken fecal matter. Eggs should be cooked; yolks should not be eaten runny.
http://www.fda.gov/Food/ResourcesForYou/Consumers/ucm077342.htm
bit late response but you can use bottles of pure eggwhite as those have been processes to make em available for raw eating. restaurants (should) use them to make merengue for example (like this: http://amzn.to/1SualQs). If you use that, its all safe.
when u are making merengue , u can use raw egg yolk directly from the egg u don´t have to buy a can of pure egg yolks. the reason why restaurants have it . because it saves alot of time by just poring yolks in a bowl instead of breaking eggs and seperating the egg and the yolk. the yolk that u use for an merengue is filled with sugar and whipped then it is cooked in the oven , dosen´t have tome come from a can then, since the heat in the oven is high enough to kill any germs or other thing that woild be hiding in a real yolk
You don’t use yolks for meringue
can you inject the fake semen recipe into the vagina? the one that you make with the eggs?
I wouldn’t inject that into a vagina. Use the FDA approved stuff first.
you are a sick fuck
But he likes a quick fuck
I want to fill my ass with this for lube and have someone fist it out of me. Then I want to spit what’s left from my ass and eat it.
Is there any that tastes like real cum?
Hi!,have some questions about fake cum recepe.
Happy to help, what do you need to know Norman?
Apparently the Bad Dragon cum lube tastes real and it certainly looks real enough.
It does not taste real and bad dragon is full of scam artists and shitty customer service.
While it may be a genuinely good product, I do not support bad dragon, and never will.
I got a bottle from a friend as a gift, hell if I know why they support them.
I personally use this on my lonely nights. I get really freaky fetishes when watching certain movies. Which I’m not giving details about bc I’m a fairly private person. Some call me standoffish. Anyways. Not to get all weird and it’s doesn’t go any further than what I’m about to suggest…..buuut I will say, most dogs will clean up any after messes. Not in like a gross way or anything people. Just a helpful worrd of advice. Not harmful to pets and always gets cleaned up fairly quick. I recommend 100%.
It has been done that a mixture like this one is fed into an emptied bladder through a catheter. You can then “piss” it out in spurts in a very realistic cum sequence.
I have jerked off many times in food.
Beans at a pot luck supper, comments, best beans they have ever tasted
Porridge, I have never ate such good porridge
White sauce , What makes that sauce so good ? tell me how to make it.
Pure semen on the table , for fish
I hope I’m never invited to your house for dinner.
Me 2
Plz invite me over for chow ANYTIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do the same thing and I love it.
I would eat your food
Whats with all this talk (scuttlebutt) about semen?
Is this a chat room for Naval personnel?
Oh, nevermind, I get it. Mixing semen so that its edible. Duh. Its the long awaited sequel…
Soyelent Green II ! My bad.
Can baking powder be used in place of cornstarch?
No.
yes….and a tiny drop of bleach will make it smell real too.
For an anal lube I like to use plain unflavored yogurt with a good amount of lube such as astroglide to it and then add some water to consistancy you like…It feels and works great for me
Can you freeze it?
Probably. It might become a little watered down once thawed though.
You all are putting to much thought into it. ASTROGLIDE AND EITHER FLOUR OR CONDENSED MILK AND A LITTLE SALT MAKES THE BEST FAKE STUFF I HAVE EVER SEEN. AND YOU CAN GET IT ALL AT WALLYWORLD.
What the hell is wrong with you guys
How am i able to make it into black cum. My wife is African-American so i want to give her something special that reminds her of home. i always feel guilty when I cum in her and its white. I know she misses the black semen from her African-American partners.
You made my day.
Good anal lube use a ripe banana and your ass will suck up all the potassium.
Bummer!
My girl got pregnant 🙁
I used it. Filled my penis with fake spearm and now my girfriend is pregnant 🙁
You should warn every one that this can happen…
Lol ask your girl which one of your friends real jizz got in her
Can it give you yeast infection
Really????Are We, as a society so unwell to fabricate artificial sperm as a prank or as a lubricant to fuck each other with???? What about us poor suckers who are unable to produce real spunk???Why can’t some sex fiend take the time to invent a cure for Terrets or something???
You should see a surgeon and ask them to perform an Addanuttueme on you.
Hi Everyone
I just want to say that I crave the real thing. I began eating my own cum in 1989 and have loved it ever since. I now “dedicate” my cum to whomever I am masturbating over and am therefore able to enjoy swallowing it immediately after I finish cumming. Sadly, with age, I can’t produce the quantity of semen I used to when young and hadn’t yet discovered the excitement and joy of swallowing cum. I particularly like swallowing my cum out of a girl’s vagina or out of her hand and if she’ll do it, out of her mouth. I am also now a part time poof. I like to boof girls, but like being boofed up my own bum. That has led to me loving other guy’s (mainly transexuals) stiffies and I just LOVE swallowing yummy semen out of someone else’s lovely stiffie. Ken
If i am planning to swallow fake semen I make it with plain (unflavored) kefir mixed about 3 parts to 1 with coconut water; this looks a lot like semen and tastes very similar.
if you aren’t after an authentic taste you can make it the same way using a flavored kefir (i.e. coconut or vanilla) with coconut milk instead (coconut milk tends to be sweeter than coconut water)
if you are NOT interested in an authentic taste and ‘edible’ isn’t a primary consideration then the cornstarch recipe listed above is very cheap and makes a good fake semen (i just wouldn’t recommend eating it). great for fake bukkake scenes and photo sessions where you need something that looks like cum.
Spunk Lube looks good and makes a good lube but it doesn’t taste anything like the real deal. It would be a preferred option if the fake semen is going to be used in the vagina or anus
Hi Samantha,
I don’t mean to get personal, but how do you use the fake cum when you do swallow it? I find it a huge turn on reading your blog, and want to do this with my SO. I do want it to taste and smell as real as possible.
Thank you!
I made a small amount but messed it up, and decided to used only egg whites for anal masturbation. Would it be safe to inject?
If you put egg white up the vagina, can a woman make an egg!!!!!
You put a smile on my face
I’ve battled with depression for years and years, and recently, I’ve hung myself and only a few seconds more would’ve saved me from this world.
Since then, I’ve been happier, I want to live.
But after reading this goddamn comment, Steven, I think you may have killed me. I no longer want to live on the planet that we have named Earth because you are a goddamn ignorant idiot. I’m so ashamed for this world, there are people who are doing so well in life and then there are you.
Steven, I hope you are happy, as you have just viciously murdered me. My blood is in your hands. Idiot.
Depression isn’t a joke. Neither is suicide. Furthermore your problems are yours alone, seek help and stop blaming the world for them.
The point of this post was to point out that you said “I’m so ashamed for this world, there are people who are doing so well in life and then there are you.” Technically the correct wording should be “then there “is” you, singular.
If you’re going to bitch about someone’s ignorance and stupidity and how ashamed you are, doing so while changing from plural “are” to singular “is” in the same sentence probably isn’t the best way to prove your point.
You might want to double check your statement or use spell check before you post this crap, especially if you call someone ignorant, yet illustrate your own ignorance in doing so.
So this is kinda crazy but I want to feel it slowly run out and down my legs or into my panties after sex. I wish I could so the a little easier or not so messy.
I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore
DANG,
ok your either 11 or completely fucking retarded! sperm from a human male and an egg from a human female is what conceives a human baby. no a chicken egg fills either of those as a void. damn! think before you speak type or text. fuck I think my blood pressure went up. PLEASE do me a favor DO NOT REPRODUCE!!!!
Does using chicken eggs result in pregnancy and instead of man baby you give birth to chicken chicks?
Can someone please confirm.
no, you need human sperm to have a child. besides, that would be an egg, not sperm. plus, youre only using the whites
Next time my wife leaves town for the evening, I’m DEFINITELY going to make a batch of this cum. I am going to stuff my ass with one of her big black dildos and imagine that I am getting used by a room full of hung black men. Then I’m going to fill my ass with this cum, put a pair of slutty panties on and try to keep as much of the cum inside me for as long as possible…ultimately knowing it’s going to slowly leak into my panties and make me feel like a little dirty slut for the rest of the night…and then do it all over again.
Greatttt Idea
what…..the…..feck? just be u bro, leave her and be YOU… come on out.
Thx how to revenge now I fucked my wife and she did not notice
i’m gay
Cool
I produce about 1/2 cup of semen every time I ejaculate so I just save it in the fridge until I have enough to use for play purposes. I sometimes fill a bucket with it and have young women bob for apples but instead of apples I use sex toys. Whatever one they manage to pick up with just their mouths I use on them!!! One woman drank over a quart once and she puked so do be careful with large quantities even if it is real!!
Oh I wish I could do that I would love to be able to feel but freaking bucketful myself but I just use it on myself when I’m dressing up as a woman. And yes it does taste so delicious
You don’t produce a half a cup of seamen every time you ejackate unless your a fucking humback wale, and I’m thinking most women just aren’t really into that! It’s science read a fucking book! If you manage a tablespoon that would be an achievement. This shit is nit a fucking secret!
So is it safe for the vagina?
Is it safe to pun in your ass
oh my god this stuff just got me pregnant
Normally when I masturbate I produce 1 tablespoon of sperm. I would like to know why one night when I got home and I had normal sex with my wife, she came out of her vagina like 8 tablespoons of cum after I ejaculated inside her. Is it possible for her to multiply it in with the movement?
Did she spend some time at a truckstop before the two of you were intimate?
i used it in my sex toy a dido made warm and shot it in my ass love it then in my mouth cant get the goodcream like that love it
I have spent the last 30 minutes crying from laughter!
Impregnation, sea men visiting semen chat. I honestly don’t know who’s kidding, but you guys have really made my day!
Keep it up!
But.. can you pla6 candy crush with it? It’s the little things..
That sounds like jolly good fun, but please ensure you clean her big black beastie properly (I scrub mine with soap then spray with a sex toy cleaner) after you’ve successfully been sated anally as failure to do so would give her a nasty vaginal infection. Happy humping
these comments 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just tried making this and it works perfectly. My master wasn’t here today so I got out my 12 inch black dildo and shoved it up my ass as far as it could go. I could feel my own blood pulsating in my rectum as I continued to anal myself until my asshole became the size of a home made chocolate chip cookie.
I then ripped the cock out of my ass and filled my asshole to the brim with about a whole bowl of this fake cum. I then grabbed the big black cock again and shoved it up my ass as fast as possible. At this point I had the best orgasm I’ve ever had as I felt as if my ass would explode as the cum went even further up as ass since its only exit was blocked securely by my bbc.
I kept fucking myself as the cum slowly leaked out of my asshole and dripped to the ground. A puddle was forming on my wooden floor and leaking through but I couldn’t stop to clean it up since I was having an orgasm with every thrust up my ass.
In conclusion, I rate this recipe 10/10 for giving me an experience of a lifetime.
Jesus!! That’s a pretty fucking hot comment!
Oh dear god why
You could be taking a great risk if using this in any hole for lube. The egg whites used could contain salmonella or over time if kept like suggested, could spoil and make you very sick. If you want to use this as a personal lube, stop at the water and cornstarch mixture. It’s very slippery and works very well.
Be careful with what you read on the inter webs boy and girls.
Haha I’m laughing my fucking ass off
I hvs a question not any dumber than half the shit I read here: can you make ice cream out of this mixture? Other foods?
This is how they make baby mannequins.
Well that’s what Hillary told me.
I need to make fake semen for a Halloween costume. I need it to look as realistic as possible, but more importantly to stay on my skin (mostly face) and clothing actually stay on me and stay visible for a few hours. Will this recipe do the trick?
that makes me hungry at Oregon coast I love the tast
Is it safe for anal use?
Eggs are not pasteurized, so use this: Methylcellulos. It’s what they use in the film industry.
Nice English lol
is this fake semen edible
yes
It’s important to really understand that eggs and cornstarch and such should NOT be used inside the body (anal, vaginal, or inside the pen is as one person asked). It puts off ph balance and bacteria and can cause a variety of issues including yeast infections and YES – MEN CAN GET YEAST INFECTIONS TOO. If you use just yoghurt and water that can be used internally.