Want to learn a unique way to smuggle booze into a venue with a hidden tampon flask? That got your attention, didn’t it! Why do most venues not allow you to bring in outside alcohol? We assume that it is because they want you to purchase their products and drink offerings. Well, what if you don’t want to buy their outrageous and overpriced beverages? What can you do?
Having a covert way to smuggle in booze to concerts, sporting events, and other recreational activities is a right of passage for the youth today. There is this hidden tampon flask that just came out. This thing is ingenious, in that it’s packaging is designed to look like something else – however you can fill it with contraband of your choice. What it’s best to do is to smuggle booze with these fake tampons.
Don’t you hate it when you have to go to the store to get tampons? Those necessary hygiene products that your wife or girlfriend needs you to grab, along with chocolate while you’re out getting your favorite 6-pack? Now you can combine the two! Take along a few of these tampons to find the ‘similar product’ in the store, and you’ll be able to drink in peace in public. Walk around your favorite grocery store, grab some other brand, and make your way to the counter. No-one will be the wiser!
You know you have a drinking problem when you’re stopped by security to be searched, only to find a bottle hidden in your over-sized purse.
Well, if you want to sneak alcohol into places you shouldn’t, this is just the right product for you to have in your arsenal. It’s best to stash spirits in your hidden flask, since beer and wine can only go so far. If security checks your purse, all they’ll see if your chaser bottle of diet coke, and some tampons as they wave you through. You can then enjoy your drinks on the cheap. It’s probably going to be that famed “Chico Water” Burnett’s Vodka. And it’s probably better to go places where they have lenient security and pat down policies, but sometimes your favorite rave isn’t the best place to do that. So walk in with confidence that your feminine hygiene product will save you from unnecessary trouble and waste of good funds.
Get them here:
BoozeTube Hidden Tampon Flask
Men, grab a flask tie as an alternative and join the party, with this
Hidden Flask Tie:
Or
Floppy Flask:
We hope that this helps you guys not pay for the unnecessary profit margins, and allows you to smuggle booze onto Cruise Ships from port, your favorite rock n roll or hip hop concert, or those pesky ‘dry weddings’. Ugh, we hate those!